Mark Jackson Appreciation Thread

[Ridders]

With the NBA season well and truly behind us, i've realised that something has been missing in my life. After much soul-searching, i've come to realise that i have really come to miss the greatness of Mark Jackson in the commentary box. Sure he is a woeful analyst, but his transcendent one-liners truly are a gift to mankind. Without further ado here are my personal favourites.

"Excuse me, I have a meeting with the rim"

"Momma, there goes that man"

"Come get in my poster!"

" <Insert Player> You're better than that"

"That's a grown man move right there"

"Pau Gasol reminds me of the Black Eyed Peas. He goes BOOM BOOM PAU"

 

[McLovin]

Mark Jackson still has nightmares of Ron Harper owning his ass in 2000...

 

[Ridders]

Watching gumbies like Breen and Jackson really make me miss the days of Marv Albert in the Finals. IMO no other main announcer apart from either Albert or Kevin Harlan should be allowed on the NBA's grandest stage. My fantasy duo has always been Albert as the main announcer with Hubie Brown righting shotgun as colour.