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Media release from NRL

Mzilikazi

Juniors
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Sick of criticism that there is no tangible reward for the side that wins the minor premiership, the NRL has come up with a novel approach to ensure that the team finishing first receives a guaranteed week off in the finals, after little more than a training run in the first week of the finals.

This inspired approach sees the Dragons, Eels, Broncos and even the Tigers salivating at the prospect of finishing first and pocketing the undoubted rewards that await the feat.



The NRL has paid the Under 21s side from Bourke to masquerade as the once proud Manly Club and has engineered an eighth place finish on the Premiership table to ensure that the minor premiers face little more than a speed bump on the first weekend of finals action.

The team is lead by Captain Calamity, a skipper so inept that he cannot even find it in himself to utter a word to his players as they stand behind the posts after conceding try after try. Apparently the words “pride” and “ticker” are not in his limited vocabulary.

Up front their “go-forward” is led by the pea-hearted “Princess” (aka Jason King). He is now infamous for being the first prop in the history of First Grade Rugby League to be on a field for more than 40 minutes without taking ONE hit-up.

Which will be the lucky ground to see the first century racked up in the NRL? Will it be Lang Park, WIN Stadium or Parramatta Stadium?

(Just in case you hadn't realised by now, this is a joke)
 

thickos

First Grade
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:lol:

I'm just pissed off that the Raiders haven't been able to win a few in the past couple of weeks to take Manly's spot off them! And I'm sure Dogs fans feel the same way, Roosters, Panthers....
 

Knightmare

Coach
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At the start of this year, everyone was bagging Newcastle, but even the Knights managed to avoid getting thrashed THAT badly. From the sounds of it, yesterday Manly made the 1999 Magpies team look competitive!
 

Mr Saab

Referee
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27,762
knightmare...

the eels hammered the knights 50-0 at newcastle...and on that night the knights were lucky to get to zero.
 

yakstorm

First Grade
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Knightmare said:
At the start of this year, everyone was bagging Newcastle, but even the Knights managed to avoid getting thrashed THAT badly. From the sounds of it, yesterday Manly made the 1999 Magpies team look competitive!

Now now, lets not say things we might regret ;)
 

Timmah

LeagueUnlimited News Editor
Staff member
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Mzilikazi, why do you have to make two or more threads about it? We understand your pissed but there are better things to talk about than why Manly are so sh*t, twice.

Like "Why I hate Parramatta"! :lol:
 

Knightmare

Coach
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Charlie Saab said:
knightmare...

the eels hammered the knights 50-0 at newcastle...and on that night the knights were lucky to get to zero.


True, but the difference between 0 and 50 is smaller than 6 and 68.
 

Timmah

LeagueUnlimited News Editor
Staff member
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Knightmare said:
True, but the difference between 0 and 50 is smaller than 6 and 68.

And the difference between 0 and 6, is six.

:D
 

RainMan

Juniors
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I find it amazing that Manly can only win 1 of their last 8 or more games and STILL be in the 8...
 

Mr Saab

Referee
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27,762
Knightmare said:
True, but the difference between 0 and 50 is smaller than 6 and 68.

once it hits 50 points it is sickeing.
The difference between 50 and 62 is the difference between Covell and Eion Crossan...not much.
 

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