Misty Bee's fearless off season predictions!

[Misty Bee]

Between now, and kickoff 2005, I fearlessly predict:

Jamie Lyon will sign with the Wests Tigers

Brian Smith will be replaced as coach of the Parramatta Eels, and made a 'coaching director'

His replacement will either be Daniel Anderson or Matt Cameron

If Daniel Anderson is hired, PJ Marsh will join Parramatta. If not, MArsh will join Souths.

Denis Fitzgerald will 'resign' as CEO of the club. His replacement will come from in house - Tony Zappia perhaps?

Why the above? Well, don't you all think that it's all very very quiet at Eels HQ at the mo?

 

[The Colonel]

Well I predict that Lyon will end up in St Helen's. ;-)

Shane Flanagan or Terry Matterson will be Smith's replacement.

PJ Marsh will sign to play in the halves and not at hooker where Souths are more likely to play him.

 

[Freak]

Misty Bee chucks one of the biggest parties ever seen!! ;-)

 

[The Engineers Room]

Brian Smith will stay
Denis Fitzgerald will stay
More players will go

And this will happen!

 

[Twizzle]

Misty Bee become coaching director at Parra and sacks Brian Smith

Misty hires HJ as new coach with Strider as his assistant, and Ron Jeremy and conditioning coach.

PJ signs with the Wee Waa Panthers.

Jamie Lyon mysteriously hurt in pig shooting accident

link: www.twizzlesknowsall.com.au

 

[William Hung]

To put an end to all the speulation that his fitness has deteriorated to such a level that he is barely able to play park football Jamie Lyon.......




declares that the reason is he pregnant with some more baby crushers. Little twig!

 

[Misty Bee]

No, I'd hire HJ as cheerleader. He likes to wear those skimpy skirts! :mrgreen:

BTW Freak, you can bring the pretzels!

Matterson ya reckon Colonel? I'd prefer your choices than mine, but this is Parra we are talking about. The last time they realy nailed the right option was when they signed Gibson!

 

[Jake the snake]

Jake the snake is signed By Misty bee as the Next star half back [-o<

 

[The Colonel]

Matterson ya reckon Colonel? I'd prefer your choices than mine, but this is Parra we are talking about. The last time they realy nailed the right option was when they signed Gibson!

Well he is working with Matty Elliott and turned down the Widnes job because it was short term and they looked like being relegated. ;-) While he is at Canberra he did work for quite a while under Mr Bennett.

They did alright keeping Monie as well......

 

[Eelementary]

I predict that:

* Parramatta will be pleased to announce the signings of Ben Kusto and Paul Carrige

* Parramatta will be pleased to advise you that Paul Langmack has been appointed assitant coach

 

[Jake the snake]

Burt and Wagon have been given 10 year extentions on there contracts as that is the Type of Player Smith wants.

Meanwhile:

Feleti Mateo
Blake Green
Jack
Wellar
Tim SMith
Jarryd Hayne

All join the Bulldogs as they will be coached By proper coaches.

 

[The Engineers Room]

Burt and Wagon have been given 10 year extentions on there contracts as that is the Type of Player Smith wants.

I'm sick of you and other dickheads having a go at Luke Burt. The guy is a very good player, he always tries hard and this just shows your lack of knowledge and judgement.

 

[Jake the snake]

Parradaze are u really Brian Smith, Im sorry Brian I did not mean to make fun of "BURTY."

Lack of Judgement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Burt a very good player :lol: :lol: :lol:

Get your hand off it SON!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[The Engineers Room]

How many games have you been to this year. You'll notice I didn't disagree with you on Wagon.

Parradaze are u really Brian Smith, Im sorry Brian I did not mean to make fun of "BURTY."

And what kind of insult is that? I mean how many people on this forum are Brian Smith? :roll:

 

[Belly in Brisvegas]

* Parramatta will be pleased to advise you that Paul Langmack has been appointed assitant coach

If that day ever came to pass that day would be when rugby league and I part ways.

Stop it 'mentary....just stop it please!!!

 

[The Colonel]

How many games have you been to this year. You'll notice I didn't disagree with you on Wagon.

Parradaze are u really Brian Smith, Im sorry Brian I did not mean to make fun of "BURTY."

And what kind of insult is that? I mean how many people on this forum are Brian Smith? :roll:

At last count I think there was eight Dave..... ;-)

 

[Jake the snake]

Parradaze, I did not intend insult u anyway. I won't start on about Burt again and If u really rate him and think that he is a great player then all power to ya. All I'll say is that Other Clubs love it when they see Burt in our side.

 

[William Hung]

Parradaze, I did not intend insult u anyway. I won't start on about Burt again and If u really rate him and think that he is a great player then all power to ya. All I'll say is that Other Clubs love it when they see Burt in our side.

which just so happens to be every single farkin week.

 

[Utey]

Another one of Smiths favourites. I dont mind Burt but no in the god damn centres. He is a good winger at best.

 

[El Diablo]

Smith clones Wags and plays him at half and 5/8