Mitch Moses

[Swiftstylez]

The more alert parra fans

This guy knows what he is talking about, a passionate man that would be an asset to our fanbase. The blue and gold space cadets are so desperate to pronounce that they have found their diamond in the rough, that they can't see the coal that will never shine.

 

[hineyrulz]

Thankyou for pointing out the danger ahead and for wishing us a nice day. I hope you have a nice day as well.

Such nice guys.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Such nice guys.

Don't talk to him scum

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Don't talk to him scum

I don't mind him talking to me.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I don't mind him talking to me.

Freak

 

[hineyrulz]

Don't talk to him scum

Hagan is a poo face.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Hagan is a poo face.

Post me a picture of yourself shirtless from the waist up and I will set it as my signature. Until then you are just a keyboard warrior who will never reach the status of a man like Hagan.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I found @Bazal

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I dont want to be slack to young Mitch but the kid really needs to get some chicko rolls and mooves into him, hes looking a tad gaunt here just quietly.

 

[hineyrulz]

Post me a picture of yourself shirtless from the waist up and I will set it as my signature. Until then you are just a keyboard warrior who will never reach the status of a man like Hagan.

Not sending any pics for you to stick into your wank bank Swifty.

 

[lingard]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Moses

LOL

Moses primarily plays at five-eighth but can fill in at fullback and halfback although he is considered a very poor defensive player.

True. Trouble is, he's a specialist half-back. Which is what he'll turn out to be at the Eels.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Not sending any pics for you to stick into your wank bank Swifty.

Dw m8 I am as straight and respectable as the original bubbler, trough man

 

[hybrideel]

Hybrid, you've missed the point. We wanted Moses to leave, especially after his tantrum fuelled laying down in games.
The more alert parra fans have already worked out how shit Moses is. You don't need us telling you, because you will think it's just sour grapes.
After his first week with you guys, all the talk was how he "fit straight in like he's been training with the boys all season" .
Now, after a few weeks of standard Moses performances, all the talk is how he needs time to gel with your team.
Mate, I wish to see him fail based only on how he dogged us, and his lowlife uncle and manager portrayed us in the media. You have all this to look forward to. Peter sterling has questioned his abilities.
That alone should be making you all think.
Please don't expect anything different from his efforts to date, otherwise you will be sadly disappointed. That is it with Moses. Nothing more, but potentially a lot less.
Enjoy !!!!!
Sorry, 1 more thing. Apart from mitchy, back door and the dodgy manager, you also inherit wittyfan . So it's like a win win, win win. For us.

I wouldn't be taking Sterling's word as Gospel, an astute observer and commentator of the game he may be, but when it comes to the Eels his endorsement is akin to a kiss of death for our players.
Maybe it also works in reverse.
And I don't think many, if any people on here are calling Moses our saviour, just better than what we had. I mean we have had Luke Kelly and Sandow ffs.

 

[Bazal]

I found @Bazal

Low blow insinuating I'm a soccer fan. I'm genuinely affronted

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Peter sterling has questioned his abilities.
That alone should be making you all think.

lol

You obviously haven't been following Sterlo's career as a talent scout.

 

[Bandwagon]

After reading the last few pages, I feel I must point out,

Sandow is an arseclown

Period/

 

[Avenger]

Moses is a class player. Sterlo is being stupid.

 

[Twizzle]

Low blow insinuating I'm a soccer fan. I'm genuinely affronted

Not just a soccer fan, but a Newcastle United fan, they dont come weirder

 

[2141 fella]

Don't know where to start..... you guys are as passionate/crazy as the best of us. Good to see !
Thank you for the warm welcome/ get the fkk out of our forum.
I see that some of you have come to terms with the whole turd/polish thing, but some of you are still in denial.
Always rated Sterling as a great player, but you guys would know far more about his recruiting abilities. I would have thought he'd have an eye for halfback talent, then again you guys might have said the same thing about Jason Taylor.
Anyway, y'all enjoy mitchy's good performances. They occur periodically. 1 in 4, that is.
20 minutes a game, 1 game a month, etc.
I hope the whole connection of the period/him being a merkin thing wasn't missed.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Don't know where to start..... you guys are as passionate/crazy as the best of us. Good to see !
Thank you for the warm welcome/ get the fkk out of our forum.
I see that some of you have come to terms with the whole turd/polish thing, but some of you are still in denial.
Always rated Sterling as a great player, but you guys would know far more about his recruiting abilities. I would have thought he'd have an eye for halfback talent, then again you guys might have said the same thing about Jason Taylor.
Anyway, y'all enjoy mitchy's good performances. They occur periodically. 1 in 4, that is.
20 minutes a game, 1 game a month, etc.
I hope the whole connection of the period/him being a merkin thing wasn't missed.

So he is like a gaunt version of Hayne's renowned inconstiency, without the upside of freakish talent that gets switched on for big occasions? Moses sounds like the irritating buzz of a fly that causes it's enemy mild annoyance but with the right tactics it is but a mere insect easily kept under control. Thanks for the warning.