NFNFT (Not Funny Non Football Thread) - Major Breakthrough

[B.L.L.G]

Theres been a major breakthrough in the case of the people V.s. Terminator007.

An inside source has leaked information.

Apparently Terminator007 works for a company called Warner Lambert at Caringbah.
They specialize in making a product called Anusil.

Terminator`s not a labourer worker for the company.
He is the sole test subject of the product instead.
They cant use it on animals so they just use ole Termy.

He`s paid in pittance & shillings...worse than a pizza delivery drivers salary.

The medical examiners dont even use gloves when applying the product to his rectum region.

They also pimp him out on rotation shifts to different factorys.
He`s borrowed by other companys who manufacture butt plugs an other assorted house hold goodies.

Word has it that he even had to do a 12 month course in Pompa recruitment.

Termy the germy is a bit squirmy.

Dumb sucker.

 

[Samwise]

why dont you girls just kiss or fight it out and get this over and done with?

 

[B.L.L.G]

Samwise

Dont bunch me in the same catagory as whats his name.
I`m not a girl homie he is!

Hey Samwise.....see, the difference between me and Terminator is that while he`s ALWAYS here in internet land collecting kilo`s im out there in reality walking my dog, riding my bike an pulverizing women with my violent 2 stroke dual action thrusts cause im this well refined piece of swavy equipment.

Terminator spends his time biding it behind a computer collecting kilo`s and pounds by the minute.
Terminators lost in the fantasy of the computer world while im banging my doodle around in reality and i dont rely on the internet to get me off.
Terminators 1st love was a computer and a mouse.

Hey Samwise.....im curious.......Just say you met the incredible hulk in a bar right, and you wanted to go down on him only to discover that he had a green dick.....your there faced with a man who has a green dick.......do you proceed with the deed or do you back away?

Thats probably more Terminators field.
He`s probably the only one who can answer that ey?

I reckon that the incredible hulk would be a good match up for Delta Goodrum.....she`s the human toaster oven and he`s the green dick man who nobody loves ey?

Samwise did you see Marcus Bai recently? see him holding a baby? his baby? its white........how did that happen?
Freak act of nature i hope.....maybe he adopted huh?

I reckon if the incredible hulk had children they`d be a lime color.........creamy lime..............

 

[B.L.L.G]

What the f*ck?

Where did THAT heading come from?

NOT FUNNY NON FOOTBALL RELATED?

Is that specially designed for just me?
Ive never seen that before.

Im being eagle eyed aint i?

If you`ve got some thing to say then say it!

 

[B.L.L.G]

I dont trust Terminator.

He`s a TROLL.

I also worked out some thing else about him.

He`s really a Parramatta Eels fan....him and Glamor girl....She`s JEDDA.
Jedda=Glamor girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They`re Parra fans trying to infiltrate us....open your eyes guys.

Terminator comes in here saying that he`d drown me if we were stranded on an island......What a groovy thing to say to some body......you want groovy Terminator? hows this for groovy......If ME and Terminator were stranded on an island by ourselves he`d the 1st voted off of cause.......but before he`s voted off he`d pick the sand off my balls.......sifting through my sack knawing at my balls with his teeth....picking out each individual sand granual.........

I`m going home.

The enemy is with-in and your all falling for his nonsense.

Terminator is spoiling MY experience at this site....he`s a knat that needs squashing ......insignificant little bug.....

its 187 on you little austin powers you little bitch.......


P.S......Ive been working on my bike today and i can honostly say that it was the 1st time in a long time that i truly felt like a man.......a real man you know? i had grease on me...i used petrol as we had no terps to clean all the tack off me....i used spray paint......i was using tools.......shifters & spanners you know?......i should`a wore a singlet and not the polo shirt that im wearing.......i should`a wiped a bit`a grease on my fore head going the whole hog........being a man rocks...............unfortunately there was no girls around to see my manly ways........so.

I thought id share that with y`all to prove how manly i am.
Any girls that want to apply to my love or subscribe to my love just holla ok..........
The knowledge always has a position vacant.


Terminators soooo dumb he stole free samples...........remember 90210 im in the hurt business pal........mark ass bitch

 

[Jedda]

Wrong Again UT!

I'm betting Glamour Girl is highly pissed at you right at this moment.

I am not now or ever been a Parramatta fan, although I will admit to being a Raiders fan in my younger days.

Can I apply for your on-line girlfriend job? You sound lonely

 

[Terminator]

Actually UT, when I'm not on the computer I do pretty hard physical work, or I am running down at the park, or I am in a gym, or at the swimming pool, I don't smoke, or eat junk food, being on the internet is my way of relaxing, anyway if you want to test your puny body out against mine I'll meet you in the park opposite the Cook Hotel, you just say when, OK.

 

[antonius]

Come on Termy settle down ;-) You two guys are what makes coming on here worthwhile, some bloody funny stuff goes on between you two.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[antonius]

UT This thread is one of of the funniest I've ever read, I was in tears reading it, (you have one strange thought process, don't loose it LOL.)I cannot wait to read Garbage people.

 

[Terminator]

The discusting stuff he writes is the product of a perverted and unbalanced mind, he needs some sense knocked into him, I would be doing the poor bloke a favour. :lol:
He is interesting sometimes but sad as well, I'm sure he could do alot better if he tried.

 

[astrogirl]

I simply can't get over the fact that UT has a spinning toilet as his avatar

 

[Samwise]

Samwise

Hey Samwise.....im curious.......Just say you met the incredible hulk in a bar right, and you wanted to go down on him only to discover that he ha a green dick.....your there faced with a man who has a green dick.......do you proceed with the deed or do you back away?

Thats probably more Terminators field.
He`s probably the only one who can answer that ey?

I reckon that the incredible hulk would be a good match up for Delta Goodrum.....she`s the human toaster oven and he`s the green dick man who nobody loves ey?

.............

dude, no way i'd be going down on the incredible hulk, he being a he and all. now rogue from xmen on the other hand.....grrrrr

also dude, delta jokes aren't cool give em a rest

 

[B.L.L.G]

Terminator you f*cken bastard!

Antonius told me about you.

You cracked my Untouchable password didnt you ya f*cken snake bastard!

You`ve been saying things under my name haven`t you!

Terminator....lets have it right here........

Stay out of my posts from now on ok....

Just stay away from me....your a trouble maker!

You f*cken E-mailed me using that bullsh*t e-mail account [email protected] and you go come to this house at Concord and say that to my face....you give your self away...here you are saying come down to some pub and say it to my face......stay the f*ck away from me...........DONT post any messages......in my posts...f*ck off!

ANTONIUS......if Terminator is here then IM NOT!

Tony...set me up a new account under the name UT and get me a password and E-mail me the details.............
Tony..........forget it........

Your a pain in the ass terminator....your not even a Knights fan ya prick.....

 

[Terminator]

I've been a Knights fan since I was 18 dumbarse, thats nearly half my life now, how long have you been one, I was there all through the early days when we had no attack and considered a good year to be one when we won most of our home games and one or two away.
I was at the biggest home crowd ever, I used to watch Slammin' Sam and the boys in the pouring rain, hoping one day, just one day, our team would become the power it is now in Australian rugby League.
I stuck with them all through the Super League war, cried for joy when they won their first GF, endured seeing my heroes being taunted as drug users, saw the Chiefs last away match in 99 against Penrith while I drunkedly cheered them on to a hard fought victory surrounded by bloodthirsty drunken panther fans, was one of only three Knights fans cheering them on drunkedly in a club in Mittagong for our last great Premiership win in 01, surrounded by Parra backers who threw crap at us, so what, we won what everyone was saying was already Parramattas, and I am still just as big a fan now as I was when I was that scrawny gangly teenager way back in 88.
As for this roadkill shit you could be talking out of your butt as usual, you are the last person I would pretend to be, your not even a person, your just a dog walking horse tipping nightmare, and if I ever see you in the Cook your deadmeat, you got your homies, I got maori friends there who will eat them alive.
I am Terminator007, so hear me roar, thats all I am and all I have ever been on this forum and on the old Knights forum, I don't need to or want to be anyone else, I am quite happy to be just me and no one else, so get it through your thick skull!
Dumbarse.

 

[Big Tim]

UT This thread is one of of the funniest I've ever read, I was in tears reading it, (you have one strange thought process, don't loose it LOL.)

I agree. On the old forum there were times that I wouldnt read UT's posts. A little long for a simple man like me. But on this one I have been, and jeez I have been missing out. That was some of the funniest stuff I ever read.

Keep up the jokes, be them Delta or not. I love em all.

 

[Sweeper]

im banging my doodle around in reality and i dont rely on the internet to get me off.

So thats what the massive porno collection that always seems to be growing is for.... :? :? :?

 

[Terminator]

Oh its my alter ego Lil' Austin Powers, where are you UT, were both online at the same time again dumbarse. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Sweeper]

Oh its my alter ego Lil' Austin Powers, where are you UT, were both online at the same time again dumbarse. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh...now i geddit. I had no f**king idea what you were on about in the other thread...