NFT - Ive Got It !!!!!!!!

[B.L.L.G]

Ive seen the future.

Ive got the master plan.

I mapped it out all last night.

Its no longer scary for me, I no longer fear the future.

I know where my future destiny lay.

It lays inside a car!

That may sound stupid at first but hear me out.

Last night on channel 2 at 8pm we watched this ghoulish show called "Reality Bites" (not the movie) its about dead people morgues & coroners and the first case was about this fat dead guy down in Bermaguie.
He was forced out of his home and slept out on the streets and died in a park in the cold.

I know what your thinking...your saying so thats Untouchs future, thats the path he wants to take.............

Oh boy are you wrong.

See, i know what its like to be homeless..Ive stayed in emergency accomodation joints before in Sydney and brisbane.

Its not exactly club med but thats beside the point.

The point is its not a nice experience to be homeless an having no where to go...so why put your self in that position to begin with.

This is where my plan comes into it.....this is the part where my brain goes to work.

Here goes............Live in a car!

THATS THE PLAN!

Live inside a car most of your life.

Think about it.

Pay no taxes answer to no body.......no rent! no LAND TAX! what sh*t, we live in our own country and have to pay a tax on it.

Its all going out the door!

This is the way of the future for me, maybe not for now but down the line.

For now im still ganna live with my folks and bludge off them and continue to collect my psycho pension but theres no way in hell im taking the medication they have prescribed me........psycho drugs are the reason im fat in the face and why im on a f*cken diet.god damn Milleril and f*cken Risperdal......

Where was i?

The car! The future! Thats the plan right there!

I`ll never go back to homeless shelters sharing it with dead beat derelics an perverted alcoholics frig that its a horrible feeling.

Buy a car an just drive up & down the east coast.your virtually free.....Bathe in the beach or a pool.......not worrying about brushing your hair or your teeth.....buy a groovy spongue matress for added comfort and live off your fortnightly dole payments....Beats being homeless & downcast....

Eat chicko rolls corn dogs an hot chips every night.

No one to answer to but your self...the freedom of the road all while your accumulating dole checks man!

And imagine the benefits along the way..god knows what`ll happen in between.think of chance encounters........

Better to sleep in a car by your self with freedom than share a room full of strange men in an emergency accomodation joint full of criminals with rules an boundrys.

There was this one place up in Brisbane called Pindarii in the Fortitude valley area where i stayed and it was run like a f*cken prison it was.
I hated every minute of it.
Men come there by the minute coming an going.....Cops bring crims there fresh out of jail an sh*t.
Its a horrible life and dead ending.

Ive got my dignity to hold up you know......Living in them joints dampen your spirits and life ceases to exist.

So seeing that dead guy last night on channel 2 got me thinking.

Why sleep out on the streets with no where to go when you could get a car an live out of it dignity in tact.

When you think about it SECURITY is all we want in life right?

Its perfect.

Australia`s become that way where our generation cant afford the so called Australian dream of owning your own home so look at the alternatives.

I cant wait til im an old man...i think being old has its benefits.

I cant wait til i get old.old age means freedom.

I`ll always be young on the inside Antonius & my Nanner taught me that.

This is it.

I no longer fear the future.

M.Parki told me that life is what you make it.

Well, im nothing in this life.....Never had any thing never will.....Never amounted to sh*t never will...poor white trash you know.....so im ganna work at being the best of nothing.

I dont wanna be rich....im not greedy like the rest of the world is.

I hate money......Money is the reason why people commite suicide in the first place.

Money is the stem of all our problems so its ganna seem pretty stupid that in`a minute im ganna give out a horse tip for y`all.

Ok here goes.

Brisbane race 8 number 2 Pride of paris TODAY ok.

Thats my hot special.

I guess i save today and use my money for the future to buy a car an sh*t you know?

Is there any other alternatives to MY plan?

 

[antonius]

I`ll always be young on the inside Antonius & my Nanner taught me that.

You saying I'm old UT?

Eat chicko rolls corn dogs an hot chips every night.

Chiko rolls, hot dogs, and chips? can't see the weight dropping off there UT!!! :roll: :roll:

 

[B.L.L.G]

Tony

When the time comes i`ll access the situation then.
Im not worrying about fatty food now.
I`ll wait til then to worry about it then i`ll e-mail you and ask you about the health issues.

But see the price of junk food these days?

I brought 2 sausages a chicken sluvaki and 2 potatoes the other day and it all come up to 7 bucks just for that.

Tony i went an saw PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN yesterday.

You planning on going seeing it?

It was ok.....half decent.....i`ll give it 8 out 10.

Johny depp was great.

He stole the show.

That Inglesh chick in it was pretty.

I said to mom last night I never thought id see the day when i paid to see Geofrey Rush in a film....im not a fan of his but he was ok i guess.

They all had cocknee Inglesh accents....any more Inglesh accents and im ganna start sounding like one.just like you hey Tony?

We watch that Jamie guy on channel 10 at 7pm now....Jamies kitchen......and he has the accent some thing bad and any more listening to him an we`ll be talking like him.

He`s ok.


Oh i fogot....at the end of Pirates of the carribean after the credits have rolled theres a bit more to the movie that a lot of people wont see.

Every body walked out of the cinema once it finished but there`s a bit at the end that MOST will not see.....once the credits roll and you think its finished they go back to Geofrey rush dead on the coins and the Monkey comes along and grabs the medalion again and screams at you.

Heaps of action from start to finish.i felt like a swash buckling ass pirate when i came out.........

Theres this classic line in the movie......Johny depp is in a prison cell and these guys are telling the storys of the black pearl an they go "Legend has it that no one survives once the black pearl attacks" and Johny depp goes "Then who tells the storys?"
Get it?
A lot of people in the cinema didnt get it.
I was the only young guy in the cinema all the old people came to see it and they were all over 50.
I dont mind at least they didnt talk through the movie like gangs of kids will.

Tony.go down to your local TAB and back that horse of mine ok.

It WILL win and i`ll prove Shayne 5`0 wrong.
He`s been on my case lately.

Yo Tony.im concerned about Terminator 90210....i think that he is this JEDDA chick....he likes to play games with U....i think he`s green thumb as well and i think that he`s NOT even a Knights supporter.

Good day an good punting.

 

[antonius]

My young bloke has gone to see that movie today. Before you go what's the name of your book?

 

[B.L.L.G]

Garbage People

But production has stopped.

Im not sure where to go with it.

Its un-finished....98% complete un-edited riddeled with error.

Gotta go man

 

[antonius]

Oh I forgot Termy isn't Jedda, Jedda is a Kiwi girl who posted on the old Knights site, can't remember her tag, but it isn't Termy.

 

[Anonymous]

UT do you have a job?

 

[Kaz]

Oh I forgot Termy isn't Jedda, Jedda is a Kiwi girl who posted on the old Knights site, can't remember her tag, but it isn't Termy.

Party pooper.

Spoil the fun, I was having fun reading UT go through the whole Knights forum members usernames, thinking Jedda was that person. :?

Even Broncos_Fan was mentioned. :lol:

 

[antonius]

Oh I forgot Termy isn't Jedda, Jedda is a Kiwi girl who posted on the old Knights site, can't remember her tag, but it isn't Termy.

Party pooper.

Spoil the fun, I was having fun reading UT go through the whole Knights forum members usernames, thinking Jedda was that person. :?

Even Broncos_Fan was mentioned. :lol:

Sorry guys, didn't realise.

 

[Kaz]

Don't worry.

UT being the genius he will work it out.

Maybe the PM's Jedda sent him saying what the former username was, would have given him an idea.

 

[antonius]

Don't worry.

UT being the genius he will work it out.

Maybe the PM's Jedda sent him saying what the former username was, would have given him an idea.

UT doesn't know how the pm system works!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jedda]

Sorry UT, you're wrong again

Terminator and I are not the same person. We've got different bits (if you know what I mean ;-) )

I am a Kiwi and as Antonius pointed out, I'm a girl.

Terminator on the other hand is an Ozzie and a guy.

I was KiwiKnightFan on the old forum and never harrassed anyone there.

I've decided to make you my special project on this forum cause I think you're interesting!

So there you go, not only are you extremely beautiful (I know this cause you keep reminding us) but you are also interesting.

Be a good boy UT and I'll catch you later.

 

[antonius]

Whooooooooooooooo UT has an admirer!!! Who's a lucky boy then????

 

[Jedda]

I've seen pictures of you too Antonius.

You could be next :!:

Besides, aren't you just an older version of UT ;-)

 

[Terminator]

Have you ever had sex UT? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not!

 

[antonius]

I've seen pictures of you too Antonius.

You could be next :!:

Besides, aren't you just an older version of UT ;-)

I have to say I am far more beautiful than UT, he is not in the same street as me. :roll:

 

[Jedda]

And wiser, older and far more mature!

 

[antonius]

And wiser, older and far more mature!

Geee your making me

 

[Jedda]

I'm sure you get complements all the time Tony.

 

[antonius]

I'm sure you get complements all the time Tony.

Weeeellll you know how it is? LOL. 8)