NFT-QUIZ!

[slava]

Q. What's the difference between Andrew Johns and God?
A. God doesn't think he's Andrew Johns!

 

[Billyslummer_]

A little boys parents had divorced and the judge was asking him where he wanted to live.

Do you want to live with your father?

no

why not?

because he beats me

then do you want to live with your mother?

no

why not?

because she beats me too

then who do you want to live with?

the newcastle knights

Why the newcastle knights

because they never beat anyone

 

[slava]

A little boys parents had divorced and the judge was asking him where he wanted to live.

Do you want to live with your father?

no

why not?

because he beats me

then do you want to live with your mother?

no

why not?

because she beats me too

then who do you want to live with?

the newcastle knights

Why the newcastle knights

because they never beat anyone

nice

 

[slava]

3 Rugby league players go to heaven , Wally Lewis, Gorden Tallis and Andrew Johns


God " What have you done to get into heavan"
Wally Lewis to God " I played league as hard as I could and never gave up"
God Says " You are worthy enough to come into to heaven. You can sit at the right hand of me"


God " What have you done to get into heavan"

Gorden Tallis says to God " I played with passion , courage and inspired my fellow teamates "
God says " You are worthy enough to come to heaven , Heres a chair , sit on the right hand side of me "

Its now Johnsy's turn . God says "What have you done to get into heaven "
Johnsy" i HAVE PLAYED LEAGUE with courage blah , blah , blah etc"
God : You are worthy enough to sit at the right hand of me

Johnsy " Ummmm .... Actually, your in my chair, so if you don't mind....... "

 

[Misanthrope]

A quiz typically consists of more than one question. The other two, if you hadn't noticed, don't pose a question to the reader.

That said, there's some funny ones in there. I could have sworn we beat your mob at Suncorp last year. Could be wrong though....

 

[*melliez*]

CWB,

Don't be too harsh on them, not their fault they struggle with the simple things in society.

On second thoughts... be as harsh as you want, they deserve it for their stupidity, even if they do have funny moments...

 

[antonius]

I like the originality of their Jokes, they really are top shelf aren't they? I mean even if they do have an inch of dust on them.

 

[Misanthrope]

like the originality of their Jokes, they really are top shelf aren't they? I mean even if they do have an inch of dust on them.

I could have sworn it was Sheffield Wednesday who didn't beat anyone. Or was it the Persian army?

 

[cram]

School holidays must have started early...

 

[Misanthrope]

because they never beat anyone

Maybe your parents should have beaten you. The fact you've both lived this long is evidence to support my pro 'smothering at birth' laws.

 

[pennywisealfie]

Q. What's the difference between Andrew Johns and God?
A. God doesn't think he's Andrew Johns!

hahahaha thats awesome! nice avatar by the way GO BERRICK BARNES!

 

[antonius]

Always said you were easily pleased penny.

 

[Gene Krupa]

:lol:

 

[Gene Krupa]

:lol: