NFT - Saturday Horse Tips

[B.L.L.G]

I have studied the form guide already and i have come up with some winners for tomorrow.

Here goes.

BRS Rce 2 number 5 Potestas

BRS Rce 7 number 6 Cambooya *(s)*

Cambooya is my special in BRS.
He is getting extra distance and Stinky Katsidis is on him.

ADL Rce 7 number 7 Leaders Pride *(s)* ( Paul Gatt mount )

And in ADL im going to back ALL J.Lyons mounts.

rce 1-5 China viceroy
rce 4-13 Biddyup
rce 7-13 Reagan road
rce 8-2 Leewood

J.Lyon WILL ride a winner before the day is out.

J.Lyon has great potentual.

But i dont know about his last mount, horse LEEWOOD. Its a last start winner and will be short from all the fools lumping on its bandwagon.


MLB Rce 8 numbers 3+5 Shes archie & Class Eulogy

MLB Rce 9 numbers 4+2 Aka Bilk & Roktzar.

Keep an eye on Class Eulogy.
He`ll win soon.

So there! You`ve heard it from me first!
Dont forget who installs you with knowledge.

Ive had a bet this morning in MLB....The first in MLB which jumps in about 30 minutes and ive backed horses 8 11 & 13 Lake Megalng Royal Cerry & Abassi girl

That race jumps at 12:45pm so i better post this so you can get the late mail before they jump.
(Its Friday today)

Now dont forget, back my horses and be a champion like me!

Think of the love that will be shown towards you when you win tomorrow.

Do you wanna go home broke or with your pockets full?

Be like ME, drink Yakult and back my winners.

Oh and i thought that Jason Bugarelli could score 1st tonight in the Canberra Storm game.

So see, more knowledge free of charge.

 

[shane1970]

As usual UT you have given us a great start with your Pakenham tip in Race 1 today - OR SHOULD I SAY TIPS - 3 YOU PICKED IN THE ONE RACE - and guess what Nothing - Zilch - Zippo out of any of the THREE horses.
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YOU ARE GOOD!!!!!!!
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I won't go into too much more at this stage but I bet I'll be back tomorrow - at some stage of the day - to praise you for your other ELEVEN selections :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[antonius]

LOL, I can smell the glue boiling now. :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[Terminator]

You could get a job leading donkeys around at the circus UT! :lol:
UT= glue merchant!

 

[Jedda]

Thanks for the tips UT, but I think I'll be keeping my money in my pocket.

Besides can't go risking my return airfair on one of your glue-factory specials.

How are your tips for this weeks round of footy going?

If at first you don't succeed, give it up - it ain't never gonna happen!

 

[Jedda]

You could get a job leading donkeys around at the circus UT! :lol:

Don't they have monkeys for that job? :lol:

 

[B.L.L.G]

Keep laughing

I haven`t even got started.

Today is when i step up to the plate!

Forget yesterday!

Its too hard picking winners on a friday and sundays!

Besides my 3 tips yesterday were up against some flash in the pan hot shot at short odds.

Get this, ive laid out over 300 hundred today.

Ive got bets all over the joint.

Im at Syd Mlb Brs & Adl today.

Almost in every race.

Ive added more horses to what ive tipped out here....i wont go naming them all.

I tipped out Potestas yesterday but today i find out that its running favorite at $4.

So i didnt back it...i jumped onto B.Albuinos mount in THAT race. Domina donna or some thing.
I need value.

Geee i hate when your horse is quoted as 10`s in the paper and then you go up to the TAB an find that their favorites.

The paper lies.

Shayne 5`0 you telling me that i cant pick a winner?

Well, wait and see what CAMBOOYA does to those fools at rough 35-1 odds.....

Cambooya is my special today

Shayne 5`0, Jedda (jedi), Antonius, 90210 and ALL you others will be sorry that you didnt stick with my picks.

Ohhhh.......i did some extensive research last night and i come up with FORUM FLOOZIE as a special at SYD today.
He WILL win beleive me.

I will be coming here on Monday or tuesday sprooking about my wins today and you`ll all have to apologize.

And hey, guess what? The Newcastle cup is on this week some time.

I WILL be here to tip out the winner in THAT race.

I own you people.

My horses today will be going "I beat him before I beat him again!!!!!"

My pockets will be FAT by 6pm tonight!



PS CAN SOME BODY TELL ME WHO THIS """ JEDDA """"" CHICK IS?

IS IT BRONCOS FAN?

Who ever you are Jedda you jepodizing your chances for my love...If you keep playing these games i wont let you love me in the future god damn it.

Some body spill the beans and tell me who this Jedi JEDDA chick is.
I bet when i find out it`ll be nothing special.
Jedda.your not special ok.the sharade is over ok.......this is bullsh*t

 

[Terminator]

She is coming with me and a few others to the final tonight UT, I had a beer with her at a pub last night.

 

[Jedda]

Who ever you are Jedda you jepodizing your chances for my love...If you keep playing these games i wont let you love me in the future god damn it.

Some body spill the beans and tell me who this Jedi JEDDA chick is.
I bet when i find out it`ll be nothing special.
Jedda.your not special ok.the sharade is over ok.......this is bullsh*t

Nope UT I'm not Broncos Fan.

With your supreme intelligence I thought you would have worked me out by now.

Don't you like playing games? The thrill of the hunt is always worthwhile in the end ;-)

You've probably missed your chance for this year, I was in Sydney for the weekend and I probably won't be back until next season.

I've sent you a PM a while ago explaining who I was. Did you receive it? At the top of this Knights Forum there is a header which says "You have a Private Message" try clicking on this to see if my message is there.

I won't play forever, I have a short attention span...

Anyways, send me a PM if you're so bloody worked up about it and we'll see if we can't work things out.

Oh, by the way, we're you at the Captain Cook Hotel in Paddington before the game on Saturday night? Saw some guy at the TAB machine checking his horse picks - had a right old handfull. Surprisingly they were all duds - sound familiar? :lol:

 

[shane1970]

OK - Here we go UT. The run down on your once again WOEFUL attempts at trying to tip a winner.
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Now these are officail T.A.B results - Lets just look at how good he is.
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Melbourne Race 8 - TWO TIPS - Numbers 3 & 5 = BOTH UNPLACED.
Melbourne Race 9 - TWO TIPS - Numbers 2 & 4 = BOTH UNPLACED.
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Adelaide Race 1 - Number 5 - China ????? = 7th & LAST
Adelaide Race 4 - Number 13 - Biddyup = 10th
Adelaide Race 7 - Number 7 - Leaders Pride = 7th
Adelaide Race 7 - Number 13 - Reagan Road = 8th
Adelaide Race 8 - Number 2 - Leewood = UNPLACED
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OK so looking back just now that would be NINE selections with how many being placed as to gain a return??????????
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Yep 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- NOTHING - ZILCH - ZIPPO - NONE - NIL.
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But wait he wasn't finished he had some more SPECIALS for us and he even added one more on Saturday morning - and it even gets funnier!!!
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Sydney - Forum Floozie - HOORAY A COLLECT of $2.70 for the place.
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WATCH OUT HE MIGHT JUST BE ON A ROLL NOW PEOPLE.
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Brisbane Race 7 - Number 6 - Cambooya = 8th
Brisbane Race 2 - Number 5 - Potestas = 1st - DID I SAY THAT - 1st WOW
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BUT this is where it gets funny - After posting all your tips for Saturday on the Friday and then doing some more form study later you relaise that one of your Brisbane selections is listed as the $4 favourite. But the rails bookmakers getr wind that you had tipped it UT so it's price blows out to nearly double figure odds and guess what - IT WINS BUT YOU DIDN'T BACK IT CAUSE IT WAS FAVOURITE,. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Remember UT there are a few sayings in the horse racing industry and two that come to mond for you are - "Worry about them winning first before you worry about the price" - AND "A short price winner is better than a long price loser".
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So just rounding off all of your bets (ALL 13 OF THEM) at lets just say a $5 each way on ALL of your selections - RESULT = ONE collect of $13.50 being a place dividend for Forum Floozie so that adds up to a TOTAL LOSS - including your tip for the Friday as being - $116.50.
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YOU ARE GOOD UT.
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And you outlayed $300 - More money than sense I think is what relates here.
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Sorry for the lateness of this reply UT I just couldn't let you go AGAIN.

 

[Jedda]

ROFLMAO Shane!

Untouchable - mate, you should stick to adding more pictures to your website and give the ponies a miss for a while.

Either you have a real high-paying job or you've got a serious problem if you can afford to lose $300 a weekend.

If it's the former, I'm looking for a sugar-daddy ;-)

 

[MC DUI]

Screw horse racing, I don't see how your supposed to pick a winner.

FootyTAB has it all, 50/50 chance to win and the ability to turn a game you couldn't give a sh!t about into a riveting encounter.