Nicknames for everyday appliances/things

[Parra]

handbrake

 

[soc123_au]

Head chef & bottle washer.

 

[Twizzle]

bed = launching pad for guided muscles

 

[Gas Panic!]

Do they really call devon 'circle meat' in SA? f**k they're weird.

 

[God-King Dean]

Girlfriend = you f**king bitch, why did you do this to me? Why won't you let me in? Let me love you! Get in the car! Get in the f**king car! You brought this on yourself bitch. Stop stuggling, you're only making it worse for yourself! Don't make me use the duct tape, you know I will. Get in the boot, NOW! We're going for a little drive, & you'll never look at another man, or see the light of day again! MOVE!

We have these little names for each other.

 

[thorson1987]

Girlfriend = you f**king bitch, why did you do this to me? Why won't you let me in? Let me love you! Get in the car! Get in the f**king car! You brought this on yourself bitch. Stop stuggling, you're only making it worse for yourself! Don't make me use the duct tape, you know I will. Get in the boot, NOW! We're going for a little drive, & you'll never look at another man, or see the light of day again! MOVE!

We have these little names for each other.

So your missus name is Kim aswell

 

[JamesBrandy]

A mate of mine from Wollongong moved to Qld and didn't know what a wheelie bin was. He'd also never heard mini hot dog sausages be called Cheerios..he didn't know what a niko pen was...it's a permanent marker.

In my house toilet paper is called bog roll.

A pommy friend of my mothers calls ANY drink that is black and fizzy coke.

I once visited and was offered a coke, and I got a glass of sarsparilla.