Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Scooby doo solved everything muthaf**ker

He was always stoned you moron

 

[Bazal]

Those sea cows aren’t going to count themselves.

Oh that's exclusively Gary's domain. Anything to do with sea cows and he's right there....

 

[Bazal]

He was always stoned you moron

Sherlock Holmes was an opium addict!

 

[Eelogical]

Attention to detail. I would of made a good detetive.Maybe even worked for FBI. You wouldn't get a gig with Scooby f**king doo.

Yet, your attention to detail couldn't help you spell 'detective'

 

[strider]

He was always stoned you moron

Stoned, yet he still solved everything ... legend!

 

[Eelogical]

That must save you thousands on curtains

Curtains are for mincers.

 

[Bazal]

Curtains are for mincers.

Yeah! Real men use blinds!

 

[Happy MEel]

Oh that's exclusively Gary's domain. Anything to do with sea cows and he's right there....

They say that people mistake manatees for mermaids...well that’s what Gary keeps telling me.

 

[strider]

Yet, your attention to detail couldn't help you spell 'detective'

Get f**ked, hindy paid heaps of attention when someone showed him the answer

 

[Eelogical]

Those sea cows aren’t going to count themselves.

Dugongs, mate.

 

[hindy111]

Stoned, yet he still solved everything ... legend!

I suspect Thelma was a lesbian.

 

[Bazal]

They say that people mistake manatees for mermaids...well that’s what Gary keeps telling me.

Look tbh that was certainly one of the early signs that Gary drank a bit too much...

 

[Bazal]

Dugongs, mate.

They're one type of sea cow FFS!

Sirenidae, if you want to be technical. Which marine biologists rarely are if I'm honest.

 

[Eelogical]

They're one type of sea cow FFS!

Sirenidae, if you want to be technical. Which marine biologists rarely are if I'm honest.

Yeah, you got me. As you can tell, I'm all at sea tonight.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Look tbh that was certainly one of the early signs that Gary drank a bit too much...

Maybe so but a bit of Dutch courage helps with the ladies.

 

[Bazal]

Maybe so but a bit of Dutch courage helps with the ladies.

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FFS did it have to be a mako? The only shark I haven't got any puns for....that court case was ludicrous

 

[T.S Quint]

I suspect Thelma was a lesbian.

*Velma

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS did it have to be a mako? The only shark I haven't got any puns for....that court case was ludicrous

Yep, that's an apex predator right there... f**king the shit out of a shark.

 

[Bazal]

Yep, that's an apex predator right there... f**king the shit out of a shark.

Actually it looks more like a sea cow than an apex predator...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]