Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

Made from plant’s lips and assholes

Roots and leaves.

 

[strider]

Watching Cheers?

No i watch the lorikeets f**king

 

[Eelogical]

No i watch the lorikeets f**king

Is that where 'the early bird gets the worm' saying comes from?

 

[Gronk]

I'd ask for your review but I'm sure you'd say they taste damn good.

Nope. I have no desire to eat a pretend pie.

 

[strider]

Pies already have far too much non meat content

 

[Eelogical]

Pies already have far too much non meat content

And no cauliflower!

 

[strider]

And no cauliflower!

Cauliflower is best eaten with a meat accompaniment

 

[Eelogical]

Cauliflower is best eaten with a meat accompaniment

But, where is the sauce?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Surely there a market for artificial plants made of meat?

 

[Eelogical]

Surely there a market for artificial plants made of meat?

There is. It's called Parliament.

 

[hindy111]

Surely there a market for artificial plants made of meat?

Vegetable pie

 

[Eelogical]

Vegetable pie

Good one, Hindy!

 

[Twizzle]

makes about as much sense as the plant based burger that Hungry Jacks put out, can you imagine the marketing execs sitting round the table, brainstorming ?

I got an idea, you know how all the hipsters are going for vegetarian food ?

yeh

what about we bring out a burger that tastes like meat but is plant based, they'll be all over that

yeh.......................wait, you mean bring out a burger for vegetarians who are people that cant stand the taste of meat ?

yeh, f**king great idea



no wonder it failed

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

makes about as much sense as the plant based burger that Hungry Jacks put out, can you imagine the marketing execs sitting round the table, brainstorming ?

I got an idea, you know how all the hipsters are going for vegetarian food ?

yeh

what about we bring out a burger that tastes like meat but is plant based, they'll be all over that

yeh.......................wait, you mean bring out a burger for vegetarians who are people that cant stand the taste of meat ?

yeh, f**king great idea



no wonder it failed

Nobody hates the taste of meat. Vegans and vegetarians don't eat it cos they're virtue signalling wankers who like to feel superior to other people. It's a cult. To be fair, some of them are well meaning and a lot are just vulnerable people who want to belong to something. But they all crave meat.

 

[Twizzle]

But they all crave meat.

I happen to know that's not rue

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I happen to know that's not rue

Give it time.

 

[Eelogical]

It's all about balance. Some meat, some seafood, some veges. All in moderation.....and exercise.

 

[Gary Gutful]

makes about as much sense as the plant based burger that Hungry Jacks put out, can you imagine the marketing execs sitting round the table, brainstorming ?

I got an idea, you know how all the hipsters are going for vegetarian food ?

yeh

what about we bring out a burger that tastes like meat but is plant based, they'll be all over that

yeh.......................wait, you mean bring out a burger for vegetarians who are people that cant stand the taste of meat ?

yeh, f**king great idea



no wonder it failed

Most vegetarians love the taste of meat. They decide to resist meat on ideological, rather than taste grounds.

 

[Eelogical]

Most vegetarians love the taste of meat. They decide to resist meat on ideological, rather than taste grounds.

Kinda like climate change activists when it comes to coal.

 

[hindy111]

makes about as much sense as the plant based burger that Hungry Jacks put out, can you imagine the marketing execs sitting round the table, brainstorming ?

I got an idea, you know how all the hipsters are going for vegetarian food ?

yeh

what about we bring out a burger that tastes like meat but is plant based, they'll be all over that

yeh.......................wait, you mean bring out a burger for vegetarians who are people that cant stand the taste of meat ?

yeh, f**king great idea



no wonder it failed

How would they know what meat tastes like? And it failed cause hipster do not eat at large chain organisations. They 're against this. Has nothing to do with the idea.