Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

Lano & Woodley you say?

 

[hindy111]

It's photoshopped, but we should definitely pretend that it's real.

I better delete what I just called you

 

[strider]

We're in good hands. The leader of the free world has got this sorted.

THE PRESIDENT: I’ve been briefed on every contingency you can possibly imagine. Many contingencies. A lot of a lot of positive. Different numbers. All different numbers. Very large numbers. And some small numbers too, by the way.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...resident-trump-meeting-republican-senators-2/

ROFL

WHERE ARE THE MEDIUM NUMBERS FFS!!!!

 

[strider]

Oh I can answer that. How did this guy get a platform in a large broadsheet ?

Property and marketing is in the blood of these young guns who are the sons of former Domain boss Anthony Catalano and Fairfax CEO Greg Hywood.

https://www.businessnewsaus.com.au/...lano-and-hywood-are-reinventing-the-game.html

Thank f**k someone finally printed something thats not sensationalistic bullshit

The media are an absolute f**king disgrace over this .... using it to make a buck .... the government is close behind trying to score points to look good after a dismal display with the fires

The panic is worse than the virus

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

We should just have coronavirus parties so we can get it over and done with.

 

[Eelogical]

We should just have coronavirus parties so we can get it over and done with.

Beer of choice?

 

[strider]

We should just have coronavirus parties so we can get it over and done with.

Its true ... like the parents of the 70s put their kid with a measles kid cos it was better they got it young and out of the way

 

[Bazal]

Its true ... like the parents of the 70s put their kid with a measles kid cos it was better they got it young and out of the way

Chicken Pox?

I mean measles can be pretty serious...then again, everyone in the seventies was drunk off their arse and swinging all the time so who knows?

 

[parra pete]

Chook VD?

 

[Twizzle]

We're in good hands. The leader of the free world has got this sorted.

THE PRESIDENT: I’ve been briefed on every contingency you can possibly imagine. Many contingencies. A lot of a lot of positive. Different numbers. All different numbers. Very large numbers. And some small numbers too, by the way.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...resident-trump-meeting-republican-senators-2/

f**k me that bloke is a goose, he cannot even put a sentence together

 

[Gronk]

Sound on. You can thank me later.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bed room where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?”Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear...
"No, I Norwegian."

--

never heard it referred to as 'rattling'

 

[84 Baby]

Lano & Woodley you say?

I gotta feeling, I’ve got a bit inkling....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Sound on. You can thank me later.

You reckon placebos are ineffective?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think he shit himself in the process...

 

[Gronk]

You reckon placebos are ineffective?

It's not a placebo, you heathen.

If you touch the screen, god will heal you FFS.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Jesus told merkins it was their faith that healed them. Not God.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought it was Moses?

 

[Avenger]

The season will be postponed. It’s inevitable.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

trying to get a link to work...but Chris Garry on twitter reckons crowds will be locked out of tonight''s games in qld. fmd.