Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Who was playing his drum while he danced? Don't f**ken tell me he was able to dance, play drums and manipulate retirees all at the same time?!? Nobody could be that multi-talented!!!

I reckon there were a few old posters on here that might be candidates. Funny how a heap of them f**ked off once we got some stability in our administration.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

 

[T-Boon]

Has anyone tried parting their hair right to left rather than left to right. All my life I've been left to right and had to live with a cow lick issue. I recently had the brilliant idea of going right to left and guess what? Cowlick is replaced by what is in my opinion a pretty awesome wave thing.
But I am self conscious in the extreme as I am not even sure if right to left is a thing people do. Am I going to get odd looks and have to get into fist fights over my hair?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Has anyone tried parting their hair right to left rather than left to right. All my life I've been left to right and had to live with a cow lick issue. I recently had the brilliant idea of going right to left and guess what? Cowlick is replaced by what is in my opinion a pretty awesome wave thing.
But I am self conscious in the extreme as I am not even sure if right to left is a thing people do. Am I going to get odd looks and have to get into fist fights over my hair?

Just dress up like Vyv from Young Ones. Or just run a number 3 over your entire head.

I once had a hair dresser accidentally change the side my hair was parted on. It was pretty short so really didn't make much difference.

 

[parra pete]

Never trust a man who parts his hair down the middle *(Old Jungle saying)

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Has anyone tried parting their hair right to left rather than left to right. All my life I've been left to right and had to live with a cow lick issue. I recently had the brilliant idea of going right to left and guess what? Cowlick is replaced by what is in my opinion a pretty awesome wave thing.
But I am self conscious in the extreme as I am not even sure if right to left is a thing people do. Am I going to get odd looks and have to get into fist fights over my hair?

Yes, a few months ago. I even posted about it, speculating whether the original decision could have been a sliding doors moment. I have since decided it makes stuff all difference.

 

[T-Boon]

Yes, a few months ago. I even posted about it, speculating whether the original decision could have been a sliding doors moment. I have since decided it makes stuff all difference.

Thanks - it already made a positive difference to me as I don't have a cowlick any more.
I'm not looking back thinking this could have meant more pick ups during my prime but who knows?

 

[T-Boon]

Never trust a man who parts his hair down the middle *(Old Jungle saying)

yep - I always feel like I am a used car salesman with a middle part.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

f**ken big noters bragging about your partable hair

 

[hindy111]

Has anyone tried parting their hair right to left rather than left to right. All my life I've been left to right and had to live with a cow lick issue. I recently had the brilliant idea of going right to left and guess what? Cowlick is replaced by what is in my opinion a pretty awesome wave thing.
But I am self conscious in the extreme as I am not even sure if right to left is a thing people do. Am I going to get odd looks and have to get into fist fights over my hair?

f**k of merkin

 

[hindy111]

f**ken big noters bragging about your partable hair

I can't beleive I read the whole post.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Zero with the Remington for me. I gave up parting my hair in 2003.

 

[T-Boon]

f**ken big noters bragging about your partable hair

Yep, its like bringing up ones membership in the BJC (the Big Johnson Community).
See Curb Your Enthusiasm for this reference.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep, its like bringing up ones membership in the BJC (the Big Johnson Community).
See Curb Your Enthusiasm for this reference.

I’ll take your word for it.

 

[hindy111]

Zero with the Remington for me. I gave up parting my hair in 2003.

You ever oil it up?

 

[hindy111]

I part mine like this.

 

[parra pete]

*Never play cards with anyone called "Doc"
*Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than yours.
*Never eat at a place called "Mums"...

*Old Jungle sayings..

 

[Eelogical]

#1 all over. It's quick and cheap. I get a #2 all over when I go to the barbers.

 

[Noise]

#1 all over. It's quick and cheap. I get a #2 all over when I go to the barbers.

This is exactly what I do. I always figured you were also a good looking merkin

 

[hindy111]

Shaved Heads on 2 look like large walking penises