Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Did you throw a bit of red meat at him?

Euphemism.

 

[Avenger]

Today a mate of mine thought I'd be impressed when he took me out in his MG convertible. 1953 model. Pristine condition.

Vintage cars suck massive arse. I could barely eat when we arrived at our destination because I had consumed enough engine fumes. The cabin was cramped and it was noisy and uncomfortable. No seatbelts with suicide doors.

I'm not joking when I say I'd rather just ride a horse.

It was awful.

Never again.

 

[hindy111]

Today a mate of mine thought I'd be impressed when he took me out in his MG convertible. 1953 model. Pristine condition.

Vintage cars suck massive arse. I could barely eat when we arrived at our destination because I had consumed enough engine fumes. The cabin was cramped and it was noisy and uncomfortable. No seatbelts with suicide doors.

I'm not joking when I say I'd rather just ride a horse.

It was awful.

Never again.

No worries madam. Where you wearing your gloves

 

[Avenger]

No worries madam. Where you wearing your gloves

Almost identical to this:

 

[Gary Gutful]

They don't make them like they used to...

 

[hindy111]

Almost identical to this:

That would of been fun. Unless your bald

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That would of been fun. Unless your bald

I'm not even a little bit bald.

 

[Happy MEel]

FFS. I was trying to be serious but it was hard not to chuckle at that

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or the bloke who made the error to continue in the direction that lane is meant to go. And double back when he is able to.

That’s a huge waste of his time. It costs f**k all to let him in.

 

[Cloeel]

He's probably going to blab about it.

?

 

[Noise]

That’s a huge waste of his time. It costs f**k all to let him in.

Huge waste of time? It’s a few minutes. It’s his responsibility more than anyone else’s to fix his mistake. If he spent a few minutes planning his trip better he wouldn’t have ended up holding up traffic in the wrong lane.

 

[hindy111]

Huge waste of time? It’s a few minutes. It’s his responsibility more than anyone else’s to fix his mistake. If he spent a few minutes planning his trip better he wouldn’t have ended up holding up traffic in the wrong lane.

How would you plan it better but? Is there an app that lets you know when arrows appear on the road so know when to ,edge left earlier?
And a few mins? I would of been turning onto a main road in Sydney. That could be 10-15mins.
I'm starting to think your the old merkin who held his horn down like a f**kwit.
You're just lucky I didn't get out and give you a clip

 

[Noise]

How would you plan it better but? Is there an app that lets you know when arrows appear on the road so know when to ,edge left earlier?
And a few mins? I would of been turning onto a main road in Sydney. That could be 10-15mins.
I'm starting to think your the old merkin who held his horn down like a f**kwit.
You're just lucky I didn't get out and give you a clip

I am away on holidays and didn’t drive yesterday. I’d have put money on the old guy.

 

[hindy111]

I am away on holidays and didn’t drive yesterday. I’d have put money on the old guy.

Where are you at?

I'm on holidays to. Going to sand a beam today

 

[Incorrect]

Going to sand a beam today

Euphemism....

 

[strider]

Where are you at?

I'm on holidays to. Going to sand a beam today

Euphemism .... tho sounds a painful one

 

[Noise]

@Twizzle The Eddie Aikau comp at Waimea has been called on for the 11th Jan (Thursday morning Oz time). First time in 7 years it will have run. Usually pretty entertaining to watch.

And it looks to be off again

 

[hindy111]

Euphemism .... tho sounds a painful one

Once its sanded im going to polish it.

 

[Noise]

Where are you at?

I'm on holidays to. Going to sand a beam today

Just down in Kiama, on the headland overlooking Bombo beach and points north.

 

[Eelogical]

Just down in Kiama, on the headland overlooking Bombo beach and points north.

Avoid the fish and chips on the wharf.