Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Dibs]

Can I put bitcoins into the pokies?

No. You will need whole coins

 

[T.S Quint]

No. You will need whole coins

What if I just tape a bunch of them together?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dustin Johnson carving up in Hawaii.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Good old Dusty. First the Brownlow, now he's balls deep in the Polynesians.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep. He's well versed in serving up a Maui Necklace.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The Footscray Bowtie

 

[Gary Gutful]

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/brea...of-1-star-review-from-joint-facebook-account/

Local Chicken Shop Feels The Wrath Of 1 Star Review From Joint Facebook Account

After a negative experience at a local chicken shop, semi-retirees Lionel and Linda decided to take matters all the way to the top by complaining on the business’s Facebook page.

From their shared account, LindaandLionel Norman, the couple posted this 1-star review on the Facebook page of Juicy Charcoal Takeaway:

“I had to wait 20 bloody minutes before someone told me I hadn’t ordered. There wasn’t enough chicken salt on the chips, chicken salt goes nice with chips so why wasn’t there any? And they gave it to me in a bag even though I said I could just carry it. The girl or boy or whatever it was at the counter was hopeless and needs to learn proper English please!”

Since posting the review Linda states they have s not received any reply from the company despite refreshing the page every couple of minutes.

Following the lack of action from Juicy Charcoal Takeaway, Lionel Norman commented on a photo of hot chips the takeaway restaurant posted in 2013 stating: “bet you mongrels forgot the chicken salt on those too! – Lionel”

While he is not 100% sure he likes social media, Norman is happy to be given an opportunity to take matters into his own hands and complain directly to the low-level employee whose thankless job it is to maintain the business’s social media presence.

Norman states that while he is disappointed by the lack of response from Juicy Charcoal Takeaway he is glad he now has the internet at his disposal so he can share his true feelings with everyone who has ever annoyed him.

“I’ve got big plans once my grandson teaches me how to use the Twitter. Not wanting to spoil anything but if you’re a bald trackhead named David Kochie you better watch out.”

 

[Noise]

@I'm a loser baby... I'm all verified on coinspot and have a few hundred dollars to blow. I noticed at one point you were up $15 so you obviously know your stuff. Give me the good oil, what coins are going to allow me to retire in the next few weeks?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

@I'm a loser baby... I'm all verified on coinspot and have a few hundred dollars to blow. I noticed at one point you were up $15 so you obviously know your stuff. Give me the good oil, what coins are going to allow me to retire in the next few weeks?

Yes, my coins have now increased in value by 65% so I think it's fair to say I've become quite the expert.

I have ZEC, RDD, ZRX, LSK, QTUM, BCN, FUN, NXS, ETH and DGB, based mostly on the recommendation of https://walletinvestor.com
(If you type "Xcoin price prediction" into Google it's usually the first response.) Most of those they rate as good to outstanding investments, but they don't recommend BCN. I'm looking now at getting in on an ICO or two in future.

Good luck mate and at this rate that superyacht is almost guaranteed.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I reckon this is a handy site. https://coinmarketcap.com

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm shifting a bit more into ZEC as it's just suffered a massive drop but I'm betting on it recovering, at least in the short term. Check out the graph for one day.
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/zcash/

 

[Gary Gutful]

@I’m a loser baby... by the end of January

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If my days of experience with crypto currency has taught me anything it's that it's almost certain.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm shifting a bit more into ZEC as it's just suffered a massive drop but I'm betting on it recovering, at least in the short term. Check out the graph for one day.
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/zcash/

Maybe best to ignore the above post.

 

[Happy MEel]

@I’m a loser baby... by the end of January

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@I’m a loser baby... by the start of February

 

[Bazal]

@I’m a loser baby... by the start of February
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To be fair, that was also IALB last Wednesday

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

@I’m a loser baby... by the start of February
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Not me, mate. As soon as I make a million I'm cashing out.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

To be fair, that was also IALB last Wednesday

That's not true. I was begging for money to buy a gun. Those ninjas won't know what hit em.

 

[Bazal]

That's not true. I was begging for money to buy a gun. Those ninjas won't know what hit em.

Well, bullets, probably. It's pretty obvious

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well, bullets, probably. It's pretty obvious

Not if you don't know what bullets are.