Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

5kgs overweight?

You fat merkin.

What if he's overweight cos he's f**ken ripped?

 

[hindy111]

5kgs overweight?

You fat merkin.

My weight never fluctuates. Maybe 1 kg.

 

[hindy111]

What if he's overweight cos he's f**ken ripped?

Or hasnt emptied his sack in a month. Be like a cement truck going off as sheds those kilos.

 

[Gary Gutful]

My weight never fluctuates. Maybe 1 kg.

Barry has shits that are greater than 1kg.

 

[hindy111]

I guess I should go do some cuddling

 

[hindy111]

f**k new moons not till the 17th, this is going to be a long 8 days.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Barry has shits that are greater than 1kg.

I did when I was away with the army. They feed you so that your craps resemble a coiled black snake.

 

[hindy111]

Barry has shits that are greater than 1kg.

Your old profile picture was Gary. This new one stinks

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What if he's overweight cos he's f**ken ripped?

It's definitely not that these days. Or not in the sense of 'ripped' that you're referring to.

 

[hindy111]

I did when I was away with the army. They feed you so that your craps resemble a coiled black snake.

Reminds of a time in the states. Someone hadnt flushed. It was the size of my arm. I never seen anything like it. I even remember telling my mate who went and had a look and even he was quite taken.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I guess I should go do some cuddling

Don't make it sound like a chore. There's lots of blokes that would kill to cuddle up with a hairy lesbian.

 

[strider]

I guess I should go do some cuddling

You big romantic

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I dont get the joke? Where is the punch line.

It's funny because one of them had a parrot on her left shoulder.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What if he's overweight cos he's f**ken ripped?

Ripped massive. Barry has such huge guns he can't even straighten his arms.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He can't straighten his legs either but that's often down to his herculean intake of passion pop.

 

[Eelementary]

100% true story when I first joined the gym.
There was an ambulance outfront. I walk up the stairs. At top was an overweight girl passed out with ambulance officers.
Unsure if she got to top of stairs and collapsed or had done a work out. I felt really bad for her. I mean she decided to do something about weight. And that happend.
Poor girl must of been embarrased.

I'm a fat f**k.

I went to the gym a few years ago, to try to get healthy - the dickhead 'roid monkeys (you know the type - the guys who grunt really loudly when they lift weights, and just drop them to the floor when they are done) made me feel extremely uncomfortable. Made comments about the size of my gut, my head, etc.

Now, people may say that I should have ignored them, and let it slide. But being overweight, and suffering from depression, I have little self esteem.

I quit the gym, and ended up putting on even more weight from the embarrassment I felt.

I'm slowly getting back on track now, but I don't understand why people feel the need to make fun of an overweight person who is trying to get healthy. In my case, it really made me feel worthless.

/Boring rant

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You should've reported them to management before you left.

 

[Gronk]

I'm a fat f**k.

I went to the gym a few years ago, to try to get healthy - the dickhead 'roid monkeys (you know the type - the guys who grunt really loudly when they lift weights, and just drop them to the floor when they are done) made me feel extremely uncomfortable. Made comments about the size of my gut, my head, etc.

Now, people may say that I should have ignored them, and let it slide. But being overweight, and suffering from depression, I have little self esteem.

I quit the gym, and ended up putting on even more weight from the embarrassment I felt.

I'm slowly getting back on track now, but I don't understand why people feel the need to make fun of an overweight person who is trying to get healthy. In my case, it really made me feel worthless.

/Boring rant

Makes my blood boil reading this.

Big love mate.

 

[84 Baby]

I'm a fat f**k.

I went to the gym a few years ago, to try to get healthy - the dickhead 'roid monkeys (you know the type - the guys who grunt really loudly when they lift weights, and just drop them to the floor when they are done) made me feel extremely uncomfortable. Made comments about the size of my gut, my head, etc.

Now, people may say that I should have ignored them, and let it slide. But being overweight, and suffering from depression, I have little self esteem.

I quit the gym, and ended up putting on even more weight from the embarrassment I felt.

I'm slowly getting back on track now, but I don't understand why people feel the need to make fun of an overweight person who is trying to get healthy. In my case, it really made me feel worthless.

/Boring rant

The worst are the former fatties turned gym junkies. Them and most instructors appear to have gone to the Glenneel School of Leadership

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm a fat f**k.

I went to the gym a few years ago, to try to get healthy - the dickhead 'roid monkeys (you know the type - the guys who grunt really loudly when they lift weights, and just drop them to the floor when they are done) made me feel extremely uncomfortable. Made comments about the size of my gut, my head, etc.

Now, people may say that I should have ignored them, and let it slide. But being overweight, and suffering from depression, I have little self esteem.

I quit the gym, and ended up putting on even more weight from the embarrassment I felt.

I'm slowly getting back on track now, but I don't understand why people feel the need to make fun of an overweight person who is trying to get healthy. In my case, it really made me feel worthless.

/Boring rant

What sort of f**kstain does that? If I ever saw someone do that I'd call them on it. Its a merkin act.

I like to keep reasonably fit but have zero time for grunting gym knobs.