Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

One hunnndreeed and...ah f**k, me shoulder.

 

[Eelogical]

Darts eh. Brutal sport.

The only sport when you get a cork is a good thing.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The only sport when you get a cork is a good thing.

The boards are made of sisal now.

 

[Eelogical]

The boards are made of sisal now.

I was talking about the wall.

 

[chiefy1]

How the fek did Coby the bra boy fek up the push up count on SAS, then he lies through his teeth that he didn't lol. Is he taking the piss or was that put on ??

 

[parra pete]

My car broke down this morning, so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
Amazingly, he said, “Hello Pete! You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed, too!" I realised the problem straight away.

Bat flattery

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

My car broke down this morning, so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
Amazingly, he said, “Hello Pete! You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed, too!" I realised the problem straight away.

Bat flattery

Did you smash it with a hammer?

 

[chiefy1]

My car broke down this morning, so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
Amazingly, he said, “Hello Pete! You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed, too!" I realised the problem straight away.

Bat flattery

My battery actually went flat going through a drive thru the other day, lockdown fckd it up.

 

[Gronk]

In my 30s I played a lot of darts. Fairly seriously.

Had a moment approx 10 years ago where my right shoulder was clicking while I was throwing. After several beers I attempted to 'stretch it out' and woke up the next morning in pain.

Threw my darts away, shoulder pain went away and I got in to golf again. All was fine for many years.

During lockdown last year I decided to get a board and some darts and started throwing again. Shoulder became sore as a result. It was still manageable but something happened earlier this year that meant it was worse than its ever been.

Stretching and gym work used to help but when it is inflammed and you cant move your shoulder it makes it hard to repair it.

One hundred and forty !

 

[Gronk]

Breaking: Father of AFL revealed as a mass murderer of aborigines.

Rot in hell mother f**ker.

'We killed all in sight': Research suggests Aussie rules, cricket pioneer took part in Indigenous massacre

Tom Wills was Australia's first great sportsman and helped invent Australian Rules football. But a startling discovery suggests he took part in the mass murder of Aboriginal people.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Gary Gutful]

My battery actually went flat going through a drive thru the other day, lockdown fckd it up.

@Jake the snake had been using it to charge his Walkman.

 

[parra pete]

Did you smash it with a hammer?

No...The bat knew something though..It has happened before..I walked into a pub over here and sat down, and ordered a beer. As I sipped the beer, I heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, I noticed that the bar was empty except for the barman at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“. At this, I called the barman over. “Hey…I must be losing my mind,” I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.” “It’s the peanuts,” he answered "What?” “You heard me,” he replied “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.“

 

[parra pete]

No...The bat knew something though..It has happened before..I walked into a pub over here and sat down, and ordered a beer. As I sipped the beer, I heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, I noticed that the bar was empty except for the barman at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“. At this, I called the barman over. “Hey…I must be losing my mind,” I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.” “It’s the peanuts,” he answered "What?” “You heard me,” he replied “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.“

Later on, in the same bar, I heard a voice telling me "You're a bloody goose, wake up to yourself"..Again, I asked the barman..He told me.."take no notice, that's just the cigarette vending machine, it's out of order"...Whew!..

 

[strider]

on a roll pete

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Breaking: Father of AFL revealed as a mass murderer of aborigines.

Rot in hell mother f**ker.

'We killed all in sight': Research suggests Aussie rules, cricket pioneer took part in Indigenous massacre

Tom Wills was Australia's first great sportsman and helped invent Australian Rules football. But a startling discovery suggests he took part in the mass murder of Aboriginal people.

www.abc.net.au

A new 'discovery' was it? Did they find video footage? Historians are the f**king worst analysts in all of academia. They're like journos but without any first hand source material.

 

[Gronk]

A new 'discovery' was it? Did they find video footage? Historians are the f**king worst analysts in all of academia. They're like journos but without any first hand source material.

Maybe you should read the article and then critique the source ?

 

[strider]

Was a pretty impressive moonset this morning. Tried to take a photo but didnt turn out well

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe you should read the article and then critique the source ?

I did read the article. Do you reckon anything in it would be able to convict someone in court?

 

[Gary Gutful]

A new 'discovery' was it? Did they find video footage?

They just checked his Instagram

 

[Gronk]

I did read the article. Do you reckon anything in it would be able to convict someone in court?

Posthumous convictions are not really a thing, unless you are hunting Nazis or chasing Serbians etc for war crimes. The anglo guys like to grandstand a bit after a fight (Nuremberg) , however they don’t like it much when they are held to account for their nasty shit.

Case in point.

SAS soldiers made to shoot prisoners to get their first kill, 39 Afghans 'murdered', inquiry finds

A landmark inquiry into Australian special forces in Afghanistan finds evidence of the "murder" of 39 prisoners, farmers or other civilians and recommends 19 soldiers be investigated by police.

www.abc.net.au

More farmers were killed to cover the tracks of special forces after an accidental shooting, alleges new witness

At the end of a 2012 SAS raid on an Afghanistan village, 13 people were dead. According to Australian and Afghan sources, most of them were unarmed civilians who were shot in cold blood, making it the single deadliest alleged war crime in the conflict.

www.abc.net.au

US punishes International Criminal Court for investigating potential war crimes in Afghanistan

The court prosecutes genocide, torture and grave wartime abuses worldwide. Trump’s executive order imposes on its lawyers and judges the kind of sanctions usually used on foreign terrorists.

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