What for you laugh RCB? You think I am not serious?
Premiership - check
Premiership tatt - check
Beat your 5/8 in the GF - check
Win a game for NSW (massive achievement in this day and age) - yeah. Check.
Flash Headgear - check.
All Stars - check.
Knows how to party - check
Is invulnerable to kryptonite - check
Understands women - check
Not from Queensland - check
Owns Greg Inglis - check
Qucik runner - check
Wears multiple hair styles effortlessly - check
Seriously. I cannot see a weakness in this man. If I were a lady, I'd sure like to be his girlfriend - I'd even fight Big Dell for him.
Whats Carney done?
Piss on someone - check
Drop a burnout - check
Do a runner on the law and let your mate take the rap - check
Set your mates arse on fire - check
Carney hasn't even done half the things I've done in my life. He's overrated and, I'm guessing, a boring prick on the squirt.
Banned from your home town - pffffffft. Come brag when you've been banned from an entire country Todd.