NRL vs Cronulla - a Grand Final too far.

[SadShark]

Disclaimer - I am not the right sneaky,derty fiend to be delivering this, as I don't have great elocution or respect OR integrity (all of the aforementioned). Bit of a dumb kaarnt too.

However...............

OK, today we played dumb for most of the 2nd half & that's where our dysfunction ends.

We have the NRL dead against us. Outright. We just ain't their favourites & don't suit their brand. Will never.

It is apparent now, more than ever, that they don't want us anywhere near a grand final. You've made it real obvious, that we have to accept the fact. Thank you NRL.

JT & Cowco whine & insult the NRL about a conspiracy & what happens? They get a Premiership & are the media darlings, right alongside the Broncos. All is well in the NRL universe.

After today, seeing the outrageous calls, bias & suposed incompetence, someone smarter than me at the club (that ain't hard), better poke these scheming NRL dogs deep in the chestbone & put a "JT" like spray all over their smug faces.

 

[Generalzod]

Mate i was listening to triple m everytime that Cronulla scored it was like how the hell did that happen, but when the Broncos scored the commentators went berserk. Yep i do believe the NRL have their favourites.

 

[shadowboxer]

It's a worry - I have been critical of the coach all year but he is as the club on a hiding to nothing. We were poor in the 2nd half, but not 20 sketching points to 2 -Well done today but I have grave concerns in the semis

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

Disclaimer - I am not the right sneaky,derty fiend to be delivering this, as I don't have great elocution or respect OR integrity (all of the aforementioned). Bit of a dumb kaarnt too.

However...............

OK, today we played dumb for most of the 2nd half & that's where our dysfunction ends.

We have the NRL dead against us. Outright. We just ain't their favourites & don't suit their brand. Will never.

It is apparent now, more than ever, that they don't want us anywhere near a grand final. You've made it real obvious, that we have to accept the fact. Thank you NRL.

JT & Cowco whine & insult the NRL about a conspiracy & what happens? They get a Premiership & are the media darlings, right alongside the Broncos. All is well in the NRL universe.

After today, seeing the outrageous calls, bias & suposed incompetence, someone smarter than me at the club (that ain't hard), better poke these scheming NRL dogs deep in the chestbone & put a "JT" like spray all over their smug faces.

you said it my friend

expansion agenda i call it

that try off an obstruction block play

The bunker calling a penalty for shoulder charge

And the weak as piss penalties trying to jump start their day

get f**ked nrl

we win suck a dick

 

[Hauff]

Bullshit. Sharks winning a GF would be one of the great story lines for the NRL. I hope it happens soon.

 

[shadowboxer]

Your delusional hauff - 50 years and sweet fa. Why would the NRL want to change it, they have wanted us gone for years, we are tick in an old dogs ass mate, can't get rid of us

 

[Special K]

Wow.

If you don't think the NRL would promote the hell out of us winning our first comp after 50 years playing exciting football you are mad.

 

[BatteredFlake]

Bullshit. Sharks winning a GF would be one of the great story lines for the NRL. I hope it happens soon.

Yes and no. It would also mean Sharks would get the immunity stick for couple of yrs. ,not pleasing some.

Neins commentary team are nauseous in their sycophantic commentary to all things Queensland.Its laughable to hear Queensland fans still claiming they are biased .

In saying that I think only thing sharks can do to stay in the game is to win premiership #1 and then Make it fashionable for all tourists to Sydney,All country and interstate fans,and all locals looking for a good time to go to shark Park the fashionable Boutique Rugby league ground in sydney to experience the atmosphere at true Australian working mans game of football.

Ill get off the soap box now and see myself to the door.

 

[Special K]

If you would like a conspiracy how about the NRL needing a Sydney team at the top of the comp. We are the best Sydney team. Parra are 5th and about to lose points, warriors win next time and there are only 3 Sydney teams in the 8. NRL can't be having that.

 

[Weaponhead]

I doubt the issue here is overt conspiracy but more unconscious bias. Cronullafied have been the shipping boys for years. Lose off a dud call, no issue because as John Lang said "the Sharks have no money and no influence".

The NRL has always been a political beast. Watching Poloitis sitting next Robinson during his rant showed what influence he has. 40 grand fine, no issue. The paper coverage was full of puff pieces about uncle nick and Robinson standing up telling the truth. The NRL hit them with a lettuce leaf. Imagine if that was the Sharks.

The big teams get the calls and the dud teams eat shit. It's the way of the NRL

 

[Stake Removed]

The NRL had there chance to kick us out that has now passed, we are getting stronger financially each year.

There is plenty of low hanging fruit, we are now above that.

The NRL may not want us to win, but we will this year and put that right up them, other teams have won when not looked favourable by the NRL, us winning would be true underdog storey the aussie battler comes good.

Players who came to the club as battlers, throw aways, in Gallen he came here not getting run through Parra juniors makes it and as captain wins the comp.

Flanno the battler coach comes back against the odds a true Rocky Balboa story

 

[madunit]

Dumbest thread ever.

But funny as f**k.

Where do i buy a subscription to your newsletter?

 

[SadShark]

Dumbest thread ever.

But funny as f**k.

Where do i buy a subscription to your newsletter?

First edition is right down my pants (at the back).

Dig in.

 

[Weaponhead]

Dumbest thread ever.

But funny as f**k.

Where do i buy a subscription to your newsletter?

Send in 3 tokens from a cornflakes pack and we will send you a tin foil hat, we hate greenburg banner and unmerged t shirt.

 

[taipan]

It would be a feel good story,a team that has won zilch .See the headlines now'
" Holt has just landed at Wanda"
"All porch lights extinguished in the Shire."
'Trophy cabinet gets a spit and polish."
"Bite nite has arrived."
"plenty of pina colada no ASADA"
'Flanno's fabulous forwards flog the Cows"
"Wayne's Donkeys found wanting."
"the Kingsway to be renamed Shark's Street."
"Shire runs out of beer."
'Gal receives keys of the Shire."
"Holiday declared for all Shire schools."
"Maloney invites all to a Wanda BBQ"

 

[lolesi]

Yeah,.... Na man.

I know some dodgy as calls tonight but full blown conspiracy it's a bit of a stretch.

Take off the tin foil hat and enjoy, it's a good time to be a sharks fan.

 

[SadShark]

Yeah,.... Na man.

I know some dodgy as calls tonight but full blown conspiracy it's a bit of a stretch.

Take off the tin foil hat and enjoy, it's a good time to be a sharks fan.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhshh..............(FFS, you're f**ken gunna ruin this for me - it's a conspiracy ;-)).

Now, where was I?

 

[Stake Removed]

It would be a feel good story,a team that has won zilch .See the headlines now'
" Holt has just landed at Wanda"
"All porch lights extinguished in the Shire."
'Trophy cabinet gets a spit and polish."
"Bite nite has arrived."
"plenty of pina colada no ASADA"
'Flanno's fabulous forwards flog the Cows"
"Wayne's Donkeys found wanting."
"the Kingsway to be renamed Shark's Street."
"Shire runs out of beer."
'Gal receives keys of the Shire."
"Holiday declared for all Shire schools."
"Maloney invites all to a Wanda BBQ"

Tele journo drunk after sharks win cant believe it caught DUI

 

[Born BB&W]

Good thread - agreed

 

[Frenzy.]

Stick to debauchery Uncle Sad.