Ode to our Blue and Gold Santa!

[Misty Bee]

And an ode to Planeteels....

(Sung to the tume of Jingle Bells, or, if you wish, The Number Of The Beast)

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to flog
the Bulldgos all the way HAY!

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
Jingle all the way
Manly are all wankers and
The Broncos are all gay.

Dashing through the League
On a Mick Witt chip and chase
Lex's elbow's out
Smashes Bedsy's face
Vella's shiny skull,
And Hindy's exposed arse
Make Gordie get a big face full
Of Parramatta grass

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
Plantet's on the hill
Tells the ref "yer f*ckin' blind"
"Wags never spilled the pill"!

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
Planet says "It's true
Bulldogs fans are imbeciles,
And Panthers fans are dills."

HJ on the hill
In a Blue and yellow skirt
"Is that a gun beneath your petticoat,
Or are you glad to see Luke Burt"
Smithy's on the sideline
Makes our faces long
He's taken Peter Sterling off
And put Benny Kusto on!

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
Planet's had enough
18 years of failure
Even Rylesey says it's tough

Planet Eels
Planet Eels
You can do no wrong
Bring the Telstra Cup to Parra
WHERE THE BLOODY THING BELONGS!!!! HAY!

 

[half]

i'll give you an a+ for effort. calling manly wankers was the icing on the cake

 

[planeteels]

with talent like that.. I'm sure Parra Santa can bring you something very special for christmas.. LOL

 

[Rylesy]

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That is the best thing I have read on this board! Very well written & Misty my friend you have alot of talent. Well Done! You have made me laugh!

Although, the thing about Bring the Telstra Cup to Parra, WHERE THE BLOODY THING BELONGS!!!! HAY!..... No Telstra Cup belongs to St George, you wrote the wrong team!!! :lol:

 

[BD5733]

Loved it!! .....until the negative comment about Smith :x

 

[Twizzle]

Very clever Misty.......................now can you sing it for us.

 

[El Diablo]

Good stuff :lol:

 

[MystikEel]

HJ on the hill
In a Blue and yellow skirt
"Is that a gun beneath your petticoat,
Or are you glad to see Luke Burt"

*falls off chair laughing* :lol:

Pure gold that.. minus the Smithy comment... But good work nonetheless...

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Didn't like it.......except for the Smithy comment!!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I wan't Parra santa to bring me a couple of those cheerleaders with a video camera

 

[The Godfather]

Dear Santa

Give the presents to the good girls but please give the bad girls my phone number.

Thank you.