open training session.

[Redback71]

this from the parra site.

The Parramatta Eels will hold their first open training session of the 2004 season on Tuesday 20 January.

This will take place at 9:30am at Mounties, which is on the corner of Cabramatta and Humphries Rds at Mt Pritchard.

The ENTIRE 2004 squad will be in attendance, and players will be available for autographs and photos after the session.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

all you unemployed bums make sure you have a good time now.......

 

[Hurriflatch]

They'll probalbly name the 7's team that day aswell

 

[planeteels]

yeah they had an open trining session about the same time last year and yes, it was when the sevens side was named...

 

[Rylesy]

all you unemployed bums make sure you have a good time now.......

Just because people go on the day, you are a UNEMPLOYED BUM!!!! Jesus, maybe people have days off, and work in the evening etc....... maybe you should think of that before you open your mouth!!!!

 

[Hurriflatch]

yeah but 3/4 of the people there would be unemployed

 

[Hurriflatch]

I was actually at the open training session last year when I arrived I was unemployed but while there got the call saying I've got a job.

 

[Jic Jarrett]

Damn it! I'll have to try to take a day off work...................

 

[The Godfather]

Hold the next open training session near a Centrelink

 

[JessEel]

i rang the football club not 2 DAYS AGO and asked them whether they had any fan things planned before the sevens. Damien Kelly told them to tell me no, keep an eye on the website. how lazy/rude was that not to tell me then. GRRRR! :evil:



on the upside, YAY! :lol:

 

[Hurriflatch]

Godfather:

naw, thats where the Wests tigers one is being held

Other Teams Open training Sessions will be held at the following locations

Canterbury Bulldogs hold theirs next to Dimitri Konstantonopolis' Kebab Shop in Bankstown
Penrith Panthers next to Ugg Boot Heaven in Mt Druitt
Sydney Roosters next to Starbucks in Bondi Junction
NZ Warriors on Bondi Beach
Canberra Raiders and Manly Sea Eagles will both hold theirs at Parramatta Stadium.
Melbourne will hold theirs indoors as rain is expected
South Sydney's will be held at Centerlink in Redfern
The Dragons will be simulating real life by having the reserve grade side have the training session at Korgrah while most of the 1st grade sqaud vist the hospital.

Cowboys, Broncos, Sharks and Knights to be advised

 

[Rylesy]

yeah but 3/4 of the people there would be unemployed

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? :?: Do you have magic powers to predict this or what?

 

[bartman]

yeah but 3/4 of the people there would be unemployed

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? :?: Do you have magic powers to predict this or what?

Maybe he's just counting all the guys that will be there trialling for Premier League and Jersey Flegg spots? There's bound to be some of them left "unemployed" after they finally cull/announce the squads...

 

[Hurriflatch]

Yes, I have magical powers

well not really but (and correct me if I am wrong)

- Most people work 9-5
- Most people would not be able to get a day off to goto an open training session

therefore it stands to reason that most people that would attend something at 9:30am on a Tuesday morning would be unemployed.

 

[planeteels]

I may also stand to reason that ....

1. People who attend may in fact be on Annual Leave
2. People who attend aren't of Working Age... i.e Teenagers
3. People who attend may not work during the day...
4. People who attend may be blessed with what is commonly known as Flex-time
5. Those attendee's who are unemployed may actually be fitting such a thing into their jobsearch efforts...
6. People who attend may be small business owners who have taken time to attend.
7. People who attend may be working but AWOL or Allegedly Sick on that particular day..

there are many possibilities.. so don't alienate people who are EELS fans and take time out of their life to see the Team they adore... Who gives a Rats if people are un-employed and attend the Training Session for a couple of hours??? (waits for the responses)

 

[Stagger eel]

Yes, I have magical powers

well not really but (and correct me if I am wrong)

- Most people work 9-5
- Most people would not be able to get a day off to goto an open training session

therefore it stands to reason that most people that would attend something at 9:30am on a Tuesday morning would be unemployed.

Have you also heard of School Holidays?? how about uni break??..we are also in a Holiday period being the month of January and I know of some manufactures have virtually taken the whole month off!! certainly not by choice of the employees.

 

[half]

there's also old pensioners like myself who can make it there on the day

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Must be bloody dole bludgers. The lot of em.

 

[The Godfather]

Parramatta Open Training Session:

AKA - Bludgers watching bludgers.


Good to see my taxes going to a worthwhile cause

 

[Hurriflatch]

some people obvioulsy can't see this for what it is a joke.