OT: Braith Anasta (could he be the worst player ever?)

[King of the Hill]

I've had a few bets on the Bulldogs over the past few weeks
So I've been watching carefully
There was one player who did his best to inhibit the Bulldogs from scoring tries, I'd say the Tigers best player on the weekend was BRAITH ANASTA

This guy has got to be the most selfish player I've ever seen
We all know Sherwin is lethal with his kicks close to the line
However Anasta usually jumps in front of Sherwin and inserts himself into this role and puts up his predictable bombs or his grubbers that go over the dead ball line
I think it came after the selectors realised he was rubbish and left him out of the 30 man squad for NSW and Anasta had a point to prove
He threw a hissy fit and said he was going to the Reds
Obviously the Reds dont want him now so he's going from the NRL to Southern Districts - a collossal step down if I do say so
He wants to go down fighting but every time he touches the ball he f**ks up, it's the most selfish play I've ever seen
For the money he's on, you'd reckon he'd know his place in the team
Most over-rated player ever? Well probably not because no one even rates him any more (not even Bulldogs fans). Except for the little Brat himself.

Singlehandedly lost the game for the Bulldogs on the weekend. I want my money back.

Deadset this guy is pathetic...just f**king useless.

 

[Macca]

Whats the bet they release him and he goes back to the bunnies?

 

[Special K]

he will jump to the rar rars. He'll get his ego feed, he'll get a rep game and he will love it.

 

[King of the Hill]

he will jump to the rar rars. He'll get his ego feed, he'll get a rep game and he will love it.

As if they'll give him a rep game
He's bloody useless
He was OK a few seasons ago but since he has just degenerated into a farce
If I was a Bulldogs fan I'd picket him from getting into the ground

He couldnt replace anyone at an Australian Super 12s club
Even Southern Districts seems like he's setting his goals a bit too high
This deluded f**k doesnt seem to know what everyone else does - that he's just experienced the highest fall from grace since the Hindenburg disaster

Braith's fall >

 

[Special K]

Wendall gets rep games doesn't he?

 

[King of the Hill]

Wendall gets rep games doesn't he?

Yeah but he was good when they signed him
So they have to recoup something from their $700,000 investment

Anasta would be lucky to get match payments from union, he's too shit
Plus the way he talks, I reckon he's half geniused
He deadset cannot string two words together
Union should pay him to stay away from their code, he'll singlehandedly halve the average IQ of their players

 

[Special K]

ok then... You win :lol:

 

[King of the Hill]

"What's that youre asking? Who did I steal this jersey off? I found it on the ground and just wandered into this photo...clearly now I'm the worst player to ever put on the green and gold, I'm an embarrassment to this country!"

 

[King of the Hill]

I think Anasta realised he had nothing to offer the world when his mad-at-the-world groupie girlfriend realised he was a shocking player and had to go and find better players in order to boost her own profile in her pathetic excuse for a sport so she started hanging out with Darren Lockyer

He's a cynical bastard too, there's no doubt that his good guy act in the rape scandal was nothing short of a transparent attempt to ingratiate himself to the public

This Dog is sick. He spends more time in the social pages than in the league highlights packages. He looks like he's had 5 gay guys following him around telling him how to dress. Maybe they could teach him how to get that glazed-over dopey dog look off his face, oh wait you cant get rid of that with a single digit IQ

 

[Melstar]

"What's that youre asking? Who did I steal this jersey off? I found it on the ground and just wandered into this photo...clearly now I'm the worst player to ever put on the green and gold, I'm an embarrassment to this country!"

absolute classic! I'm 100% convinced that that was the actual series of events!

 

[Jimbo]

Earns a squillion, but still lives with his mum.

Nuff said...

 

[King of the Hill]

Earns a squillion, but still lives with his mum

:shock:
If you were his mum, would you admit he was your son?!
She'd probably have to tie his shoelaces up for him and feed him his dinner

Obviously he'd be far too stupid to do it himself

 

[Jimbo]

Yeah, chances are. But he's still smarter than Gasnier.

It took him three weeks to learn how to breathe...

 

[King of the Hill]

Yeah, chances are. But he's still smarter than Gasnier.

It took him three weeks to learn how to breathe...

Fair call
But Breath Airwaster also shows symptoms of a lack of oxygen to the brain
Or a lack of brain for the oxygen, one of the two

 

[coolumsharkie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread rocks!!!

Its farkin funny,painfully honest...... #-o

Its a deadset tragedy!!

Whats next for Braith??? Big Brother? :lol:

 

[Quint]

ingratiate

well thats got me f**ked???? :roll:
Is that anything like Bus conductor...?

 

[King of the Hill]

Whats next for Braith??? Big Brother?

Compared to Braith, that Ryan bloke from the Swans is an absolute genius

 

[wittyfan]

Earns a squillion, but still lives with his mum.

Nuff said...

Their house is nice though.

 

[imasharkie]

Geez SS you've got blind hatred for Anasta, he must have lost you a sh!tload of money on the dogs.

 

[Booyah]

Anasta has been playing uber shite for the past 2 years.

He's a classic example of 2nd year syndrome I reckon.

But Breath Airwaster

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: