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84 Baby

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probably stop eating any more of them
So you intentionally ate a grenade pin? How do you know that now you’ve put that information out there that I or someone else won’t drug you and insert a real grenade in your digestive tract?
What would you do now, assured that you had pooped out all the pins you had eaten, when another pin is excreted?
 

84 Baby

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Flush it.
Well that’s defeatist. I wouldn’t flush until I got the rest out. There’s a chance flushing them together would reinsert the pin to the grenade. Then I just gotta deal with a clogged shitter that could explode if plunged incorrectly.

Question numero two’o - A stranger shoots you to death in this real life. You then wake up with a VR headset on. As you remove the headset, you see a person also waking up and removing theirs. It’s the person who shot you. What do you do?
 

Eelementary

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Well that’s defeatist. I wouldn’t flush until I got the rest out. There’s a chance flushing them together would reinsert the pin to the grenade. Then I just gotta deal with a clogged shitter that could explode if plunged incorrectly.

Question numero two’o - A stranger shoots you to death in this real life. You then wake up with a VR headset on. As you remove the headset, you see a person also waking up and removing theirs. It’s the person who shot you. What do you do?

I'd ask my dad why he shot me!
 

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Well that’s defeatist. I wouldn’t flush until I got the rest out. There’s a chance flushing them together would reinsert the pin to the grenade. Then I just gotta deal with a clogged shitter that could explode if plunged incorrectly.

Question numero two’o - A stranger shoots you to death in this real life. You then wake up with a VR headset on. As you remove the headset, you see a person also waking up and removing theirs. It’s the person who shot you. What do you do?
kick em in the nuts
 

84 Baby

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kick em in the nuts
Sounds like a moderate response. You don’t know if they are actually a killer, equally unaware or aware of the VR. You win that one.

Next question - every person who dies/has died turns into either a zombie or a carnivorous dinosaur. Which do you choose? And which do you choose to happen to you?
 

Gary Gutful

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Question numero two’o - A stranger shoots you to death in this real life. You then wake up with a VR headset on. As you remove the headset, you see a person also waking up and removing theirs. It’s the person who shot you. What do you do?
Are they sleeping in the same bed. If so, why? Need more details before I can entertain this highly unlikely, vaguely forced bullshit hypothetical plop circumstance.
 

Gary Gutful

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Sounds like a moderate response. You don’t know if they are actually a killer, equally unaware or aware of the VR. You win that one.

Next question - every person who dies/has died turns into either a zombie or a carnivorous dinosaur. Which do you choose? And which do you choose to happen to you?
I'd go with a carnivorous dinosaur so I could eat ham sandwiches with Ray Price.
 

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Sounds like a moderate response. You don’t know if they are actually a killer, equally unaware or aware of the VR. You win that one.

Next question - every person who dies/has died turns into either a zombie or a carnivorous dinosaur. Which do you choose? And which do you choose to happen to you?

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Zombie woodchuck.
 

84 Baby

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To take it in an even less comfortable direction, in the 1 in 1000 case where identical twins are mixed gender if an incestuous relationship and that bears a child, then that child is genetically a sibling of its parents I.e. if Jaime and Cersei were identical twins, then Joffrey is also their brother
 

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