sighs.... well daaaaarlings let me tell you whats happened to me....
That was a dramatic pause for those of you not cultured enough to realise....
My owner was stooopid enough to waste his email addresses on less than questionable people so when he required the services of a real woman like myself, he registered me using the evil daughters email address. Not the brightest of moves considering the scarey power poeople send an email with the password in it. The aforementioned idiot never thought that far and hence, does not have access to the password required to access evil daughters email to delete email before the evil one saw it. The evil one, knowing an oppertunity when she see's one, promptly visited and changed the password, leaving me in the the evil ones grip and making the aforementioned one think he was going nuts. Now, spending time with the evil one would've been a pleasant experience but I'm just not her type of girl. ;-)
Anyhoo, the evil one only let me out to play once. The stoopid one then negotiated my return by supplying the evil one with copious amounts of vodka. During the ensuing headache and post druken stress syndrome, the stoopid one then became the completely annoying one and nagged the evil one until she could no longer stand the whining voice in her post alcoholic state, so password was returned.
And that, daaaaarlings, is why I'm now back. And a good thing I am too. May have missed the oppertunity with this slugs character. Now he's definately my kind of girl. ;-)
