Pains in the Arse

[innsaneink]

We all know pains in the arse,walking talking pains in the arse,
generally known as 'the boss'.
;-)
But what about those real pains in the arse???

Come on people you know what I mean.those sudden,sharp
pains up the rear that feel like a red-hot poker?
Is it just me?
I dont think so...
My daughter calls them 'electric shocks'..lol

so.........what are they?
what causes them?
how can they be prevented?

 

[JoeD]

I have no idea what you are talking about. :? :? :?

 

[LeagueNut]

I used to get those too when I brought a new toilet brush. After I switched back to toilet paper they seemed to stop.

 

[half]

this thread scares the f**k out of me

 

[Mad Dogg]

Mate, I think it's time you took the gerbil out of your arse.

 

[Cupid Stunt]

Mate, I think it's time you took the gerbil out of your arse.

Or at least cut it's toe-nails... :lol:

 

[innsaneink]

IT MUST BE MY DIET

 

[ozbash]

seriously,, you seen a quack about it ?
might be an idea..

 

[Anonymous]

Lay off the curry.

 

[Blade]

Lay off the curry.

...and stop drinking so much milk!

:lol:

 

[Terminator]

Go and see a proctologist.

 

[Nuffs]

jesus christ!

 

[Mad Dogg]

He has Jesus Christ up his ass? :shock:

 

[Encurly]

No wonder then - the crown of thorns must be giving him hell!