Predict the Mad Monday headlines

[Andrew McAwesome]

Think I'm going to start this one out tame. I think it's not beyond the realm of possibility for someone to end up charged with murder, the way this year's gone :crazy:

"5 Drunk footballers hijack Council bus for bottle shop run"

 

[playdaball]

No headlines from the Warriors - they are pretty much squeaky clean! Perhaps ...

"Is kava a banned drug yet?"

 

[ElectricEelMan]

Front Page across all major newspapers including Melbourne's

"NRL in Strife: SuperStar Hayne Caught Jaywalking"

Meanwhile hidden away on page 65 among the classifieds

"Three AFL players confirmed as drug traffickers and suspected of multiple homicides"

 

[no name]

Think I'm going to start this one out tame. I think it's not beyond the realm of possibility for someone to end up charged with murder, the way this year's gone :crazy:

"5 Drunk footballers hijack Council bus for bottle shop run"

This headline leads to too much confusion.
The words/initials of league or NRL are a must in a scandalous headline.

My prediction: NRL Stars Wake Neighbours at 9pm in Mad Monday Chaos

 

[Perth Red]

"NRL stars forgo Mad Monday to help sick and starving orphaned leper children"

Well you can but dream!

 

[roboshark]

"David gallop finally realises he has no idea"

 

[sando88]

Front page "Sharks player caught drunk" in other news 300 killed in bombing page 35

 

[Tigers_are_Pro]

"Benji Marshall caught playing pokies after having 3 beers"

More on this on page 4-16.

 

[ibeme]

"Three AFL players confirmed as drug traffickers and suspected of multiple homicides"

Followed by

AFL officials hail it as a success, claiming 1 less murder than the previous year as genuine progress.

"The AFL have made significant inroads in terms of player education, and players are fully aware of their roles as ambassadors in the community," said one official. "Clearly no homicides would be desirable, but we need to be realistic. No organisation in the world could boast more impressive figures. The AFL really have kicked a goal when it comes to players' attitudes towards preserving human life."

 

[sting]

lol true

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

Mad Monday begins - The Sunday Telegraph.

 

[Broncodr01d]

Sydney Roosters stars in Oxford Street melee...

 

[Timmah]

I was thinking more "Sharks and Roosters merge - double the failure"...

 

[roboshark]

I was thinking more "Sharks and Roosters merge - double the failure"...

You have a short memory haven't you...remember 12 mths ago. Typical

 

[Moffo]

gallen gets his c**k out at carmen's and bird glasses it

 

[NK Arsenal]

Puletua Pounds Palavi's Pussy at Penrith

NO MORE BIG WILLIE: Mason gets penis reduction as part of Mad Monday prank

ANOTHER SHARKS SEX SCANDAL: Ricky gets Sticky too early

HOW MANY HITS CAN THE GAME TAKE: Craig Fitzgibbon farts in Sydney pub

 

[sando88]

moffo aha carmens so bad, hate dat place i seen gallen n bird there b4 so ur headline could be close

 

[Charlie124]

"Cowboys CEO Peter Parr goes on alcohol fueled rampage - Re-signs Hegarty for 4 more years"

"Bulldogs celebrations turn ugly as Luke Patten arives"

"Sharks & Roosters stars caught spooning in hotel lobby - no survivors"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"NRL Players seen in public enjoying themselves"

"Hickey made to apologize after eating entire rsl buffet before pensioners got a chance to eat"

 

[macavity]

"Raiders in public knees up"