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The North Pole, December 20th
Santa Claus sat by the fire, his feet up on the doubtlessly aching back of one of his harried elves. Somewhere behind him, he heard Mrs. Claus screaching at the help:
"I said self-raising flour, you stunted pieces of shit!" she howled, "Are your brains 1/8th the size as well? Don't make me drown another of your squalling babies, Snowflake!"
The old man felt a familiar stirring in his loins. God, but it got his North Pole rigid when she threatened to murder one of the ugly little bastards. He'd have to let her use the extra large strap-on tonight.
He wasn't the real Santa, of course. That poor old bastard was down in the dungeon with a ball-gag in his mouth and enough emotional scarring to fuel a dozen would-be strippers.
He wasn't the fake Santa's only prisoner, either. In fact, he was having quite a few flown in for his upcoming Christmas celebration:
Random Mafia V.
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You all know the drill by now. Register your interest here and shoot me a PM with three role names.
These can be people, objects, fictional characters etc. You can also nominate their alignment. You can nominate three mafia, one of each, or any mix you like.
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Registrations
1. whall15
2. soc123_au
3. Monk
4. Dutchy
5. KeepingTheFaith
6. SGLC
7. Drew-Sta
8. afinalsin666
9. Beeker
10. Smiley
11. Frederick
12. Apey
13. RHCP
14. Ozzy
15. DragonPunk
16. Parra Pride
17. Bazzi
18. 9701
19. Bazal
20. butchmcdick
21. StGeorgeBull
22. Coby
23. BunniesMan
24. Rebel
25. Pugzley
2. soc123_au
3. Monk
4. Dutchy
5. KeepingTheFaith
6. SGLC
7. Drew-Sta
8. afinalsin666
9. Beeker
10. Smiley
11. Frederick
12. Apey
13. RHCP
14. Ozzy
15. DragonPunk
16. Parra Pride
17. Bazzi
18. 9701
19. Bazal
20. butchmcdick
21. StGeorgeBull
22. Coby
23. BunniesMan
24. Rebel
25. Pugzley
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