Night Seven
The awkward pre-teen boy was wandering around looking for somebody to talk to when he came across a barbershop. Intrigued, he ducked inside.
"Hello, young man," the man with the garish grin leered, "Won't you come in for a straight razor shave?"
Not knowing exactly what that was, the boy exclaimed:
"Would I?" and threw himself into the chair.
As the menacing figure moved to bring the blade down across the boy's neck, his identical friend rushed in and dragged him to safety.
"FINAL DESTINATION BITCHES!" the robed figure shouted in outrage. With one fell swoop of his scythe, he ended the savior's life - again.
SeeJay is dead again. He was
Undead Milhouse, Town Aligned Zombie Sidekick
Before the dead figure could celebrate his victory, a figure lumbered out of the shadows and issued a challenge.
Unable to resist, death danced with part of Jaime Lannister and came up second best. Sorely pressed in the duel, it expended one of its captured souls to escape.
??? is not dead. He is Death, Independently Aligned Grim Reaper
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The shadowy figure shared a glass of stinky fluid with his new best mate as they played a game of snake. Another man sauntered over to see if he could join in.
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The three men with a hunger for chicken and murder set out to kill the British adventurer, but instead found themselves being given a crash course in urine drinking by the very man he sought to kill.
As they sat and drank the juice of their trouser snakes, a robotic figure burst into the room.
"I BRING JUSTICE!" he shouted, "I BRING AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE"
With a terrible boom, he exploded.
Drew-Sta is dead. He was Cyborg Barrack Obama, Town Aligned Robotic President of the United States
Dragon2010 is dead. He was
Bear Grylls, Bat People Aligned Survivalist.
Sandor Clegane #1 is dead. He was Sandor Clegane #1, ??? Aligned Lover of Chicken.
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The black man with the shotgun had been biding his time until now, but tonight he would make his move.
Leveling his weapon, he unloaded a few shells in the direction of the woman reprimanding the small child.
Unfortunately for him, her defenders were still in play.
Parra is not dead. He is Holly, Threats to Mafia's Continued Existence Aligned Former Love Interest of CWB
