RD 25: Parramatta Eels v Newcastle at Hunter Stadium 3.00pm 30/8/14

[I'm a loser baby...]

WTF happened? Half-time, were up (luckily to be honest).....I get called to deal with a minor plumbing emergency, discover my f**king builders must have pushed cement down the bath waste during last years renovations...and I get back and it's 42-12. FMD.

You should count yourself lucky. I wish I'd had a plumbing emergency at half time.

Although, with the amount I now intend to drink, a plumbing emergency is definitely on the cards.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Are you responding to Barry's plumbing emergency or the result of the game?

Both. Obviously.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

You should count yourself lucky. I wish I'd had a plumbing emergency at half time.

Although, with the amount I now intend to drink, a plumbing emergency is definitely on the cards.

I'm getting on it too. Only alcohol will fix this.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You should count yourself lucky. I wish I'd had a plumbing emergency at half time.

Although, with the amount I now intend to drink, a plumbing emergency is definitely on the cards.

I think I'll delete the recording of the game.

 

[Eelogical]

Both. Obviously.

Well, I can relate. After all, both went down the drain.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

I think I'll delete the recording of the game.

Do it.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I'm getting on it too. Only alcohol will fix this.

Yeh I was planning on an alcohol free week, but frig that.

 

[Bazal]

Come on boys, don't be like that, alcohol isn't the answer!


I'm getting some hard drugs, who's in?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think I'll delete the recording of the game.

You should. I'm currently in the process of it. I believe it's hard to target specific brain cells with alcohol but I'm going to give it a shot. Or twelve.

 

[Eelementary]

WTF happened? Half-time, were up (luckily to be honest).....I get called to deal with a minor plumbing emergency, discover my f**king builders must have pushed cement down the bath waste during last years renovations...and I get back and it's 42-12. FMD.

Couldn't stop their offloads
Leulia pulled our pants down and shredded our taints to pieces
Fell off tackles
Dropped too much ball
Little to no creativity in attack once the breeze wasn't behind us

They wanted it way more than we did.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Come on boys, don't be like that, alcohol isn't the answer!


I'm getting some hard drugs, who's in?

:lol:

 

[Eelogical]

In essence, the eels made too many errors and didn't take advantage of the first half breeze. Also, they were out enthused by a home team that were bent on making amends for their poor season. Simples.

 

[Eelogical]

I feel for the Hayne Train return passengers. A minutes silence is in order. Maybe even a dawn service.

 

[Bazal]

Should make the team go back with them

 

[Kornstar]

Couldn't stop their offloads
Leulia pulled our pants down and shredded our taints to pieces
Fell off tackles
Dropped too much ball
Little to no creativity in attack once the breeze wasn't behind us

They wanted it way more than we did.

That last line is spot on, they wanted it, we didn't, it really is that simple.

 

[yy_cheng]

Should make the team go back with them

They should walk

 

[Eelogical]

They should walk

Next season, sir.

 

[Delboy]

Could hoppa be any more shit?

Yes, he could be the other centre:crazy:

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Couldn't stop their offloads
Leulia pulled our pants down and shredded our taints to pieces
Fell off tackles
Dropped too much ball
Little to no creativity in attack once the breeze wasn't behind us

They wanted it way more than we did.

Cheers mate.

 

[Eelementary]

Cheers mate.

You're welcome, mate.

But the saddest part is I'm not even exaggerating - Leulia was an animal. Made Hoppa look like a five-year old kid.

Hoppa may have scored a try, but he was abysmal in defence (but so was everyone else).

Newcastle's second phase play also annihilated us.

Radradra and Morgan cannot defend together - they were woeful. Bad reads, no communication and soft contact.

On a positive, I thought Sandow looked good in a woefully beaten side.