Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[the phantom menace]

Did we change coach at all?

Because it sure doesn't look like it.

Our lazy, loser culture runs deep...!

 

[Wally21]

Lomax back to the wing?

Our forwards are getting destroyed Joker. I don’t think it will make a difference unfortunately

 

[The Predictor]

Dylbros $13 mill going up in smoke……by the way welcome to Parramatta JS … what the fk have they been doing off season

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Guymer is second row on the right....

 

[eels_fan]

not a lack of effort

Say what?

 

[The Predictor]

No moses should not equate to this rubbish….absolutely no excuse

 

[DaveMc]

Oh good, Doorey is on, that’ll be the solution

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I didn't think our defence could get worse from last season...but here we are

Now we have no coach to blame can we admit that some other clubs just have better rosters than we do? I suspect the Storm always will. They have significant recrutiment/retention advantages.

 

[hineyrulz]

Our kick chase has gotten worse somehow.

 

[Wally21]

Tago really is a Ron Massey cup player

 

[84 Baby]

Glad that BA was the problem

 

[Noise]

Any side with only 40% of the ball, against a full strength Storm, is going to make some poor tackle attempts!

Storm just too good...not a lack of effort

Are you kidding? This is as poor an effort as you will see. It’s f**king embarrassing

 

[hindy111]

Any side with only 40% of the ball, against a full strength Storm, is going to make some poor tackle attempts!

Storm just too good...not a lack of effort

What are you watching? We look like a NSW cup side

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Yep this is what's more annoying he sounds like he is enjoying us being pumped

Voss is only telling it like it is. He isn’t the problem here.

 

[the phantom menace]

Just wow, who missed that tackle, left lying flat...? Yep, Penisini.

Why can't we just do the basics of numbering up in defence... it can be trained.

 

[hindy111]

Glad that BA was the problem

It will take 3yrs to clean up the mess left.

 

[The Predictor]

W

Lomax back to the wing?

on any difference if this is how they play

 

[Lemon Squash]

Just wow, who missed that tackle, left lying flat...? Yep, Penisini.

Why can't we just do the basics of numbering up in defence... it can be trained.

Kelma jammed and f**ked everything from there

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

Did anyone really expect us with 8 from top 30 out to make it a contest
Just sit back and laugh...we may be watching the premiers and the spooners in the same game from rnd 1

I honestly don't think storm would get the spoon

 

[DaveMc]

Any side with only 40% of the ball, against a full strength Storm, is going to make some poor tackle attempts!

Storm just too good...not a lack of effort

Melbourne are incredible, but come on, there’s some shocking lack of effort here