Round 1 assessment

[eels bloke]

Given last year's run into the finals, this year's initial round 1 performance as follows. In the effort to win a premiership for the umpteenth time since '86 what's to convince me this team are capable/incapable this season? A few pointers actually... Still physically undersized. Bereft of heads up eyes up play on the run, looong kicking game in play lacks.
Where we can win it, ad lib ball passing, esp long passes are usually backed up / noticed. Fitness looks good, creativity might come into play late in games, goal kicking under pressure, speed. Full 80 mins enthusiasm, concentration, gamesmanship and organization to practice. C'mon parra

 

[Gary Gutful]

I give them 323 out of my patented 417.5 point system

 

[eels bloke]

2 tins of Nelson County premix for the readership

 

[JokerEel]

Given last year's run into the finals, this year's initial round 1 performance as follows. In the effort to win a premiership for the umpteenth time since '86 what's to convince me this team are capable/incapable this season? A few pointers actually... Still physically undersized. Bereft of heads up eyes up play on the run, looong kicking game in play lacks.
Where we can win it, ad lib ball passing, esp long passes are usually backed up / noticed. Fitness looks good, creativity might come into play late in games, goal kicking under pressure, speed. Full 80 mins enthusiasm, concentration, gamesmanship and organization to practice. C'mon parra

I Imagine reading all of this is the equivalent of having a conversation with a Vegan.

 

[eels bloke]

des hasler

 

[hindy111]

 

[crocodile]

It took us 34 years to get the chocolates. It's been 34 years since we last got the chocolates. Surely there's something in that.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It took us 34 years to get the chocolates. It's been 34 years since we last got the chocolates. Surely there's something in that.

Is it chocolate?

 

[Bazal]

It took us 34 years to get the chocolates. It's been 34 years since we last got the chocolates. Surely there's something in that.

Well do we even want 34 year old chocolates?

They'll be out of date

 

[strider]

Well do we even want 34 year old chocolates?

They'll be out of date

true - the soft centres might not be so good

 

[Gary Gutful]

true - the soft centres might not be so good

Just eat them you whinging whinehorse.

 

[T.S Quint]

It’s a good thing this thread came along.
I don’t think there was anywhere we could discuss our round 1 game anywhere in here before.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It’s a good thing this thread came along.
I don’t think there was anywhere we could discuss our round 1 game anywhere in here before.

It's not a discussion. It's an assessment!

 

[Bandwagon]

So will the examination be written or oral?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oral for Hindy111 and written for everyone else.

 

[Happy MEel]

So will the examination be written or oral?

Rectal

 

[hineyrulz]

I have vomit in my mouth.

 

[T.S Quint]

I have vomit in my mouth.

I had that watching our attack on Thursday night.

There. That’s my assessment.