Round 17 v tigers pre game discussion

[Eelogical]

I wish the game was on tonight. I don't fancy watching the Panthers.

Put on your best flannelette shirt and tracky dacks, light a winnie, pack a cone, comb your mullet, rip the head off a Hammer n Tongs, lay back on the lounge and tell the mrs to bring you a microwaved four 'n twenty pie just as the game begins.

 

[Incorrect]

Put on your best flannelette shirt and tracky dacks, light a winnie, pack a cone, comb your mullet, rip the head off a Hammer n Tongs, lay back on the lounge and tell the mrs to bring you a microwaved four 'n twenty pie just as the game begins.

So, do what he does every Friday night?? (and Saturday night.... And Sunday morning....).....

 

[hindy111]

I wish the game was on tonight. I don't fancy watching the Panthers.

I wish Panthers was the 8pm tv game.

 

[hindy111]

Put on your best flannelette shirt and tracky dacks, light a winnie, pack a cone, comb your mullet, rip the head off a Hammer n Tongs, lay back on the lounge and tell the mrs to bring you a microwaved four 'n twenty pie just as the game begins.

That sounds f**king great

 

[Eelogical]

So, do what he does every Friday night?? (and Saturday night.... And Sunday morning....).....

Go to Panfer's Leagues club of course, and try to pick up.

 

[Eelogical]

That sounds f**king great

You'll now need to catch a train you inner west vegan hippie.

 

[Incorrect]

Go to Panfer's Leagues club of course, and try to pick up.

Pick up or Throw up.... You never know your luck. Been known to happen where both happen at the same time!!

 

[Eelogical]

Pick up or Throw up.... You never know your luck. Been known to happen where both happen at the same time!!

Maybe he/she wern't happy with your pick up line.

 

[Incorrect]

Maybe he/she wern't happy with your pick up line.

Well it went something like this....

I said to her - "Are you Jamaican?"

She said - "Are you asking because I'm 'Jamaican you crazy'?"

I said - "No, cause you stink of mull you stinky merkin"

 

[Gary Gutful]

Put on your best flannelette shirt and tracky dacks, light a winnie, pack a cone, comb your mullet, rip the head off a Hammer n Tongs, lay back on the lounge and tell the mrs to bring you a microwaved four 'n twenty pie just as the game begins.

So, you mean a usual Friday night?

 

[Gary Gutful]

So, do what he does every Friday night?? (and Saturday night.... And Sunday morning....).....

FFS!

 

[hindy111]

You'll now need to catch a train you inner west vegan hippie.

Cause I am in process of getting own place I am living with people for a month. They follow these trends. They are off to some Aboriginal respect day tomorrow. They where shocked when I said I don't care about it personally nor do I feel bad. I was only born cause my dad banged my mum. I then asked them would they let these Aboriginal people into there social circle/group and hang out or just like to go to the parades to make them feel like they are doing their bit?
I worded it differently. I used myself as the reason why I dont go to them but I gather they knew my angle.

Teach the merkins for eating my f**king cherry ripe.

 

[hindy111]

Pick up or Throw up.... You never know your luck. Been known to happen where both happen at the same time!!

In my hey day I picked up just driving down high st. Me and a mate got flashed by two girls from St Mary's. We swapped passengers at the set of lights. It was a great night in the Datsun 120Y

 

[crocodile]

In my hey day I picked up just driving down high st. Me and a mate got flashed by two girls from St Mary's. We swapped passengers at the set of lights. It was a great night in the Datsun 120Y

Datsun 120Y. Wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse.

 

[hindy111]

Datsun 120Y. Wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse.

The funny part is dad worked for Austral brick. To pass rego he pinched navy blue and white paint they used on trucks and mixed together. The thing was the same color as a f**king smurfs.

 

[Eelogical]

So, you mean a usual Friday night?

Thank god it's...............................friday!

 

[strider]

The funny part is dad worked for Austral brick. To pass rego he pinched navy blue and white paint they used on trucks and mixed together. The thing was the same color as a f**king smurfs.

Smurftastic!

 

[Eelogical]

Smurftastic!

Are you some kind of smurfer?

 

[hindy111]

My dad was am immigrant. He had no money ffs.

 

[Eelogical]

My dad was am immigrant. He had no money ffs.

Lot of 5 pound poms were in similar situations. What's your point?