Round 23 - They're Games, But We Aren't In 'Em

[I'm a loser baby...]

So Paul Vaughan is lining up for the Dragons today...

Can you just imagine how good we would have been with him in the side?

If only we'd even asked about him...

I think the first assistant BA needs is the one who reminds him to talk to players we might want to sign.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The halftime stats for the Titans are a shitshow.

 

[Oscarman]

The halftime stats for the Titans are a shitshow.

Wait until next Thursday. They will look like the Storm. Especially if Perenara is reffing.

 

[Bazal]

The halftime stats for the Titans are a shitshow.

Cue the Hayne haters who reckon one player can make the entire side play like they don't care...

Looks like Henry has lost them. Or they've given up for the year as a team. Or both

 

[Kornstar]

Cue the Hayne haters who reckon one player can make the entire side play like they don't care...

Looks like Henry has lost them. Or they've given up for the year as a team. Or both

We really need them to give up on Thursday........

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That was a decent fend by Sims.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm on a train full of Storm fans. A woman is whinging about the Parra fans she had to sit near last time she went.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm on a train full of Storm fans. A woman is whinging about the Parra fans she had to sit near last time she went.

It's a good thing you were there. Did she continue after you bitch slapped her?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No we got to talking and it turns out she used to be an Eels fan but left to follow the Storm in this 'mass movement' of just her. Then she called me a beta cuck and changed her name.

 

[Incorrect]

Alan Tongue on ABC radio giving it to Hayne, albeit in Tongue's friendly tone, about his lack of effort and involvement.... What a disservice he is doing to his talent... Shame....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Are you saying Hayne just copped a Tongue lashing?

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Are you saying Hayne just copped a Tongue lashing?

Well done. Got in as I was typing.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Go the Storm I guess!! I GUESS!!

 

[Bazal]

Go the Storm I guess!! I GUESS!!

f**k the Storms' eyes!! THEIR EYES!!

 

[Incorrect]

f**k the Storms' eyes!! THEIR EYES!!

The Eye of the Storm - f**k that and hard

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Well done. Got in as I was typing.

I went as quick as I could. When you're a dad those kinds of jokes are pretty obvious. I don't know what it is about having kids that makes merkins such comedians.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k the Storms' eyes!! THEIR EYES!!

Plenty of time for that afterwards!! AFTERWARDS!!

I hope they destroy the Chooks today. We're still a chance of leapfrogging them.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah I'd rather Melbourne win tbh. But I also stand by my previous statement.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Why did the man with one hand cross the road ?

To get to the second hand shop!!

Why did the boy take undies to the party?

He was a party pooper

Why did the monkey put a steak on his head?

He thought he was a griller!!

Ah my favourite dad jokes!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah I'd rather Melbourne win tbh. But I also stand by my previous statement.

Yes. Their eyes should always be being f**ked.