The men's team is an embarrassment, there's not a bloke in the side who would be able to get a start in the Ron Massey Cup. Of particular note is the angry bald bloke who ran away from a French attacker so as not to have to tackle him, leading to a try, then yelled at all the other twats in the team to make himself look tough. He'd be made a fool of if he joined his local OzTag comp. What a waste, if there were one of two NRL players in the side - or even a handful of Holden Cup players, really - Australia would shit it in.
There is a pretty obvious lack of speed in the Aus team than most of the other teams. I can imagine someone like Kalyn Ponga would kill it in the 7's.