Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and TheRam's whinging XXVIII

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  1. The Phelan Folly

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    Thanks so much for supporting my claim of lame repartee, much appreciated, sperm breath.
     
  2. Gary Gutful

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    I wish I was a bit more cutting edge and could have used something as impressive as 'sperm breath' as an insult.

    #PhelanLikeIMissedAnOpportunity
     
  3. T.S Quint

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    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.....
     
  4. Gary Gutful

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    No chance of that T.S.

    Just a bit of friendly banter between two merkins.
     
  5. Gronk

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  7. 84 Baby

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    I remember thinking surely they'll run it and not kick to Semi's wing. As soon as he kicked I thought we were a chance
     
  8. 84 Baby

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    I had a Panthers mate text me from the game giving it to me when Penrith were up (18-0 at halftime?), I replied that years of supporting Parra have taught me to never go off too early
     
  9. Gronk

    Gronk Moderator Staff Member

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    We go to USA training camp and merkins say it's a stupid waste of money.

    Uncle Nick flies the team to Dubai and he'a a genius.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Jake the snake

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    Hey ball bags, Did we make the finals? NOOOOOOOOOOOO so it was waste of money. :lol:
     
  11. Obscene Assassin

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    It's to get the team away from alcohol.
     
  12. Gronk

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    Knew that would wake at least one Amigo from siesta. ;-)
     
  13. Gronk

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    I had grog in Dubai. You can drink in hotels etc. You just can't drink or be drunk in a public place.

    Am unsure about simulating sex with a dog however. The Roosters should refer to the consulate for that.
     
  14. Poupou Escobar

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    I've been drunk in public in Dubai. As long as you stick to the expat areas and keep your hands out of each other's pants in public you can do whatever you want.
     
  15. Gronk

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    What about simulated sex with a dog ?
     
  16. Bigfella

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    As long as it doesn't have pants on you should be fine
     
  17. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Trust me, there will be hotels in Dubai, where for the right price you won't need to simulate the sex with a dog.
     
  18. Suitman

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    :lol:
     
  19. forward pass

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    Well they were actually on their way to the UK for the club challenge so not a huge operation like we undertook. No comparison.
     
  20. Gronk

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    :fist:
     
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