Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and TheRam's whinging XXVIII

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  1. Eelementary

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    Absolutely!

    I read somewhere that Arthur is a huge fan, but wouldn't pay what he'd command, because he'd command too much.

    My head says, "Good call!", but my heart says, " f**k you and your sense - bring the beast West!"
     
  2. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Yeh, I reckon so. The one I struggle to line up against him is Jesse Bromwich. He's pretty useful, but f**k its hard with players in the Melbourne system. But, f**k, 155m and 33 tackles per game is pretty good.
     
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  3. Poupou Escobar

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    Yeah Bromwich seems to be the best for output, but JWH inspires everyone around him, in both attack and defence. We should probably sign both.
     
  4. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    It's f**king ridiculous that we haven't signed both of them already. Every f**kwit knows they're the best.
     
  5. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    And the other thing is....I can't remember us ever having a first grade player with a double-barreled surname.
     
  6. Noise

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    Fui Fui Moi Moi?
     
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    Better..We had double double FFMM
     
  8. Eelementary

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    I recall we trialled Nick Bradley-Qalilawa many moons ago, but he didn't pass.
     
  9. Eelementary

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    Seriously - just thinking about the impossibility of JWH as an Eel gives me a stiffy.
     
  10. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Nah, don't think that counts. That's just a merkin with lots of names. Gotta be a hyphen in there somewhere.
     
  11. Gary Gutful

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    Fair enough mate.

    I'll go a bit easier on him (and Hiney). Occasionally I get a bit tired of the "this club is f**ked" stuff but it ain't that big a deal and I'm still glad they post on here.

    You know how it is? You make one comment and then someone responds and then you respond again and it starts to look like a sparring match and it probably reads like you have more of an issue about something than you really do.
     
  12. Gary Gutful

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    Jesus f**k the bitch factory?

    I haven't heard them. What do they sing?
     
  13. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    It's a racehorse isn't it? Won the St Leger a few years back. Or at least I assumed that was the name of the horse when I heard the bloke next to me yelling in the final furlong.
     
  14. Gary Gutful

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    Next time I am in an industrial part of town, I am going to be looking at all the buildings thinking "which one is the bitch factory?".
     
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    Pat O-Hanlon.
     
  16. Gary Gutful

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    Peter McSterling.
     
  17. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Oh For-f**ks-Sake.
     
  18. El Diablo

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    we need Good Governance and stuff!
     
  19. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    He's more of an edge forward.
     
  20. Chipmunk

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    I think you're thinking of his brother Poor.
     
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