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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gronk, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    *Wise.
     
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    hineyrulz Post Whore

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    I wish I could like this post at least 3 times.

    LOL!!
     
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  3. Avenger

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    Anyone else think Cameron Smith is an atomic f**kwit for not stating his intentions?

    Couldn’t cop him as a player and am now disliking even more.
     
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    I think Melbourne knows exactly what he is doing. He is still a 1st class merkin though.
     
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    Yep Melbourne would know for sure. I don’t give a shit if he plays again or not. Why the hell do we need to know anyway?
     
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  6. Gronk

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    If not for just season ticket sales / sponsorship. What a total self absorbed merkin (typed the old-fashioned way before being auto-corrected).
     
  7. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    You could have stopped after the 9th word and I'd agree just as much.
     
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    He’s not even worth 400k, lol @ the Donkeys paying that much for the bald plodder. The quicker game has made him absolutely obsolete.
     
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    I think he’s worth 400k but there’s no doubt the quicker game does not suit him at all.
     
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  11. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    He only played 6 games, and averaged more than 100m per game, so while it might not suit him he wasn't bad.
     
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    He was a walking penalty and made some dumb mistakes in the games I saw. Sure the team was struggling but he just looked an outright plodder.
     
  13. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Oh he definitely had one absolute shocker that I saw. But he was at least engaged with the idea of winning, whereas some of his teammates seemed to view footy as a distraction from their superstardom.
     
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    He was one of the few having a crack, you could probably argue he tried too hard. I honestly never saw the big wrap in him and with the new rules it honestly looks like the game has past him by. 800k lol.
     
  15. Gary Gutful

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    Did anyone else count the words?
     
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    Keep it up and he will find you and chin you, merkin.

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    P.S. I told him you were at Chardon's.
     
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    This could be the night i die.
     
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    Luckily the dopey shit can't spell and is probably looking for 'Shardonz'.
     
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    f**k of merkin
     
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    3 words
     
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