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The Rosco

The Rosco

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Someone2 said:
How much $$$ you gotta throw at Dean to get Catterson ?

6.Dean
7. Luai
13. Catterson
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Slightly off topic, but after waking up this morning after that fkkn useless display from our team, I kind of know what it must feel like to be a Parra supporter.
Rhyno, I'm gonna tease you less coz now I more understand the feelings of abject failure you have each season since the early years of colour television in Australia.
 
Someone2

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The Rosco said:
Slightly off topic, but after waking up this morning after that fkkn useless display from our team, I kind of know what it must feel like to be a Parra supporter.
Rhyno, I'm gonna tease you less coz now I more understand the feelings of abject failure you have each season since the early years of colour television in Australia.
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3spoons in a row, 3finals series in 26years, Luai’s dad tweeting get out clause activated during yesterdays game

you know the feeling of failure a lot more than me

we’ve made 3grandfinals since your merged club of failures was admitted into the comp
 
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Tigerm

Tigerm

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Someone2 said:
3spoons in a row, 3finals series in 26years, Luai’s dad tweeting get out clause activated during yesterdays game

you know the feeling of failure a lot more than me

we’ve made 3grandfinals since your merged club of failures was admitted into the comp
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How many of those GFs were your club successful in?
At least when we play in them, we win them.
 
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chunk

chunk

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Someone2 said:
3spoons in a row, 3finals series in 26years, Luai’s dad tweeting get out clause activated during yesterdays game

you know the feeling of failure a lot more than me

we’ve made 3grandfinals since your merged club of failures was admitted into the comp
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You serious??

I'd take a GF win any day, over making every final and ten GF appearances

How long's it been 50 years?

Especially with the resources, fricken hopeless
 
TheDefinitionOfMadness

TheDefinitionOfMadness

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Someone2 said:
3spoons in a row, 3finals series in 26years, Luai’s dad tweeting get out clause activated during yesterdays game

you know the feeling of failure a lot more than me

we’ve made 3grandfinals since your merged club of failures was admitted into the comp
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You're celebrating 3 GF losses are you dickhead? Well I suppose when you haven't won a comp for 39 years there isn't much to celebrate. And lets look at your record when you get to the big dance.

2001 - Parra were statistically the best team ever. And then got comprehensively outclassed and outplayed in every facet of the game. You choked harder than Linda Lovelace.

2022 - You got beaten up. Plain and simple. It was like watching the school bully take your lunch money, your pushbike, and shag your mum in front of a full assembly. And then took the time to kick 20 kinds of shit out of you. Hilarious stuff.

And while we're on the subject of wooden spoons, let's not forget who holds the record for the most spoons in a row at 6. Yep, you guessed it. Parra.

About the only thing Parra have been able to achieve during the NRL era was getting busted for salary cap rorting. And talking about how they were going to rort the cap in a meeting in which minutes were being recorded. Talk about stupid. No wonder you can't win anything.

Now while you're sitting at home, masturbating into your faeces, and wondering what could have been, I'll have a nice cold beer and re-watch the 2005 GF and savour that sweet, sweet success. Or I might just watch the 2001 or 2022 GF for a good old laugh.
 
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Nutz

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TheDefinitionOfMadness said:
You're celebrating 3 GF losses are you dickhead? Well I suppose when you haven't won a comp for 39 years there isn't much to celebrate. And lets look at your record when you get to the big dance.

2001 - Parra were statistically the best team ever. And then got comprehensively outclassed and outplayed in every facet of the game. You choked harder than Linda Lovelace.

2022 - You got beaten up. Plain and simple. It was like watching the school bully take your lunch money, your pushbike, and shag your mum in front of a full assembly. And then took the time to kick 20 kinds of shit out of you. Hilarious stuff.

And while we're on the subject of wooden spoons, let's not forget who holds the record for the most spoons in a row at 6. Yep, you guessed it. Parra.

About the only thing Parra have been able to achieve during the NRL era was getting busted for salary cap rorting. And talking about how they were going to rort the cap in a meeting in which minutes were being recorded. Talk about stupid. No wonder you can't win anything.

Now while you're sitting at home, masturbating into your faeces, and wondering what could have been, I'll have a nice cold beer and re-watch the 2005 GF and savour that sweet, sweet success. Or I might just watch the 2001 or 2022 GF for a good old laugh.
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Ouch! :)
 
The Rosco

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@Someone2
Ya gotta admit . . . the choking and Linda Lovelace WAS kinda funny. You know, how parra choked, and she also chokes on things.
Especially that she is the same vintage as your last premiership.
Good times, the 80's. Good times, but Sooooooo long ago.
 
Tigerm

Tigerm

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Anyone heard anything about this?

Richo will be telling us shortly (probably in the bye week), but he doesn't leak info, so not sure how legit this is.
 
Nutz

Nutz

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TheDefinitionOfMadness said:
Mate you have to treat trolls like the scum they are
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He is either very brave, very silly or a person who gets kicks out being the centre of attention no matter what people think of him.
They usually come to forums when their members have just been kicked in the guts hoping to get a bite but they eventually crawl back into obscurity.q
 
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Pezz70

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Someone2 said:
3spoons in a row, 3finals series in 26years, Luai’s dad tweeting get out clause activated during yesterdays game

you know the feeling of failure a lot more than me

we’ve made 3grandfinals since your merged club of failures was admitted into the comp
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Bro get back in your little eels hole. Strange unit that gets his cheapies by coming and trying to take the piss out of another teams supporters. Bit different if they’re playing us, btw did Parra get the two points this week?
 
The Rosco

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Pezz70 said:
Bro get back in your little eels hole. Strange unit that gets his cheapies by coming and trying to take the piss out of another teams supporters. Bit different if they’re playing us, btw did Parra get the two points this week?
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At least pawwa didn't drop a place or 2 on the ladder last round.
Oh, hang on . . . . . now I see why.
 
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