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Evening Guys.
Now the festive season is upon us Im looking for more presents from our much revered coach Timothy Sheens.
As we know last season Santa Clause Sheens Didn't let us down. In fact he bought us unbridled joy last season with 2 early Christmas gifts. The first was golden wrapped from the now Head Chook Steven "due process, due dilligence" Noyce. It was the ball point pen that inked a shiny 3 year contract for Teflon Tim after a superative 11 wins and 13 plucky defeats in 2007. Along with that were a bonus set of not so shiny steak knives known as Corey Payne and Ryan Tandy. Talk about the Turkey tasting better last Christmas day!
Christmas is a time for giving. I thought Teflon Tim reached the pinnacle in Christmas of 2007, however once again the great man has us falling over his heals. The marketing geniuses that work deep in the bowels of Concord Oval have contrived with Teflon the opportunity for members to attend a Wests Tigers training session. Its got me salivating already..
* How many times will I watch Dene Halatau pick up the ball from the back of the scrum play and stumble a metre forward before submitting?
* What colour and configuration witches hats will Santa have delivered to the 4ft defense coach who previously sold bottled water and still takes the families on THursday Nights to Sizzlers
* Will I get to shake the hand of lower grade footballs best thinker, the great Peter Gentle, the next Craig Bellemy according to 3 of our members?
* Watching Shannon Mcdonnell run a coach Sheens devised obstacle course in a new record of 1 minute and 12 seconds whilst John Morris sets a new club record with an 165KG bench press. This will surely gives all fans new found confidence in their football instincts when Mcdonnell is under the high ball at a wet Lang park in 2009 and Morris has a 3 man over lap.
* Shouting Encouraging and throwing cab charges at self disciplinarian Bryce Gibbs as he punishes himself with a 6km run for giving away 2 penalties in an unopposed game of touch
* Lastly watching the great man himself leave the training track after
90 minute session. Clipboard tucked under one arm, John Morris tucked
in the other. I am already visualising Standing and applauding Teflon
and reminding him that the Wests Indies Cricket team also once ruled
the world in 1994 and only they have had more losses then him since.
As I chewed countlessly on my stale steak at Ashfield RSL tonight All these opportunities and possibilities has got me in a state of pure pandemonium. Like a Child in a lolly shop. Like Todd Payten with a new fluro pair of Bike pants. Here I was dazing past the bingo stalwarts wishing that summer would fly by and I would be at a rain swept SFS in front of 6000 on a cold June Saturday Night watching the Tigers fearsome forward pack carting the ball out inch by inch from their own line.
However after about 12 Bourbans my views have now changed. I have become angry and cynical and started raving wildly about why we have 12 backrowers in our squad, why do we play in 5 home grounds and why did the Sirro Six deal for 6 home games for Balmain in 1998 cost $67 dollars when general admission was $10 per game. I started pointing my steak Knives at head coach Tim Sheens
I realised Christmas is also a time for Taking. And I would like to take this opportunity to say the only membership I own is Owen Craigie's Pass for Video Easy Redfern. During this exclusive members training session, I will be stumbling back home from my $4 lunch at the Ashfield RSL. I can still shout abuse from beyond the fence and offer King Tigerman the remains of my Kebab on Parramatta Road.
So Teflon, you will will have to do better then that for Christmas.
cheers guys.
Now the festive season is upon us Im looking for more presents from our much revered coach Timothy Sheens.
As we know last season Santa Clause Sheens Didn't let us down. In fact he bought us unbridled joy last season with 2 early Christmas gifts. The first was golden wrapped from the now Head Chook Steven "due process, due dilligence" Noyce. It was the ball point pen that inked a shiny 3 year contract for Teflon Tim after a superative 11 wins and 13 plucky defeats in 2007. Along with that were a bonus set of not so shiny steak knives known as Corey Payne and Ryan Tandy. Talk about the Turkey tasting better last Christmas day!
Christmas is a time for giving. I thought Teflon Tim reached the pinnacle in Christmas of 2007, however once again the great man has us falling over his heals. The marketing geniuses that work deep in the bowels of Concord Oval have contrived with Teflon the opportunity for members to attend a Wests Tigers training session. Its got me salivating already..
* How many times will I watch Dene Halatau pick up the ball from the back of the scrum play and stumble a metre forward before submitting?
* What colour and configuration witches hats will Santa have delivered to the 4ft defense coach who previously sold bottled water and still takes the families on THursday Nights to Sizzlers
* Will I get to shake the hand of lower grade footballs best thinker, the great Peter Gentle, the next Craig Bellemy according to 3 of our members?
* Watching Shannon Mcdonnell run a coach Sheens devised obstacle course in a new record of 1 minute and 12 seconds whilst John Morris sets a new club record with an 165KG bench press. This will surely gives all fans new found confidence in their football instincts when Mcdonnell is under the high ball at a wet Lang park in 2009 and Morris has a 3 man over lap.
* Shouting Encouraging and throwing cab charges at self disciplinarian Bryce Gibbs as he punishes himself with a 6km run for giving away 2 penalties in an unopposed game of touch
* Lastly watching the great man himself leave the training track after
90 minute session. Clipboard tucked under one arm, John Morris tucked
in the other. I am already visualising Standing and applauding Teflon
and reminding him that the Wests Indies Cricket team also once ruled
the world in 1994 and only they have had more losses then him since.
As I chewed countlessly on my stale steak at Ashfield RSL tonight All these opportunities and possibilities has got me in a state of pure pandemonium. Like a Child in a lolly shop. Like Todd Payten with a new fluro pair of Bike pants. Here I was dazing past the bingo stalwarts wishing that summer would fly by and I would be at a rain swept SFS in front of 6000 on a cold June Saturday Night watching the Tigers fearsome forward pack carting the ball out inch by inch from their own line.
However after about 12 Bourbans my views have now changed. I have become angry and cynical and started raving wildly about why we have 12 backrowers in our squad, why do we play in 5 home grounds and why did the Sirro Six deal for 6 home games for Balmain in 1998 cost $67 dollars when general admission was $10 per game. I started pointing my steak Knives at head coach Tim Sheens
I realised Christmas is also a time for Taking. And I would like to take this opportunity to say the only membership I own is Owen Craigie's Pass for Video Easy Redfern. During this exclusive members training session, I will be stumbling back home from my $4 lunch at the Ashfield RSL. I can still shout abuse from beyond the fence and offer King Tigerman the remains of my Kebab on Parramatta Road.
So Teflon, you will will have to do better then that for Christmas.
cheers guys.
