fredericko
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If Josh Cordoba runs out tonight and plays like he did last week then the papers should read:
"Cordoba arrested for fraud."
Proving that being covered in tattoos does not make you tough, Josh Cordoba was arrested for fraud today and charged with impersonating a front row forward. Cordoba has been deceiving the public and the coaching staff at the Parramatta Eels for a number of years now, somehow convincing them he was a quality first grade front rower despite averaging 35 metres a game and never having made a line break.
Cordoba was quoted as saying, "I just kept meandering slowly forward with the ball and falling over when I got to the defence line, I never intended to hurt anyone. I didn't think they would keep picking me each week let alone pay me to play. It's all a big misunderstanding, all I wanted to do was get Hindy's autograph one day at the eels training session and next thing you know they gave me a jumper and 200 grand a year. I'm sorry I fooled so many poeple for so long."
Cordoba promised the court he would get his tattoos removed so that any possible future misunderstandings about his apparent 'toughness' and ability to play in the front row are avoided. "Only one of them is real, the rest are drawn on with permanent markers, they sting too much and I have a really low pain threshold." He told the court. "Mum will wash them off for me."
Seriously though Josh step up and have a go!
"Cordoba arrested for fraud."
Proving that being covered in tattoos does not make you tough, Josh Cordoba was arrested for fraud today and charged with impersonating a front row forward. Cordoba has been deceiving the public and the coaching staff at the Parramatta Eels for a number of years now, somehow convincing them he was a quality first grade front rower despite averaging 35 metres a game and never having made a line break.
Cordoba was quoted as saying, "I just kept meandering slowly forward with the ball and falling over when I got to the defence line, I never intended to hurt anyone. I didn't think they would keep picking me each week let alone pay me to play. It's all a big misunderstanding, all I wanted to do was get Hindy's autograph one day at the eels training session and next thing you know they gave me a jumper and 200 grand a year. I'm sorry I fooled so many poeple for so long."
Cordoba promised the court he would get his tattoos removed so that any possible future misunderstandings about his apparent 'toughness' and ability to play in the front row are avoided. "Only one of them is real, the rest are drawn on with permanent markers, they sting too much and I have a really low pain threshold." He told the court. "Mum will wash them off for me."
Seriously though Josh step up and have a go!
