Sevens game

[MattO]

I would really like to play for the Roosters forum sevens team. As you know I love the Roosters, they are my favourite team and I worship the ground they walk on. My credentials are good. I am a seasoned writer who writes without bias or favouritism. Would you have a spot for me?

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

Well, MattO. As VC of the EASTS forum 7's, I have quite a large say in who plays for our Team. Naturally, I do confer with Captain Ozzie.

If you are able to give us a sample of your seasoned articles and perhaps the seasoning you use. I'm sure we could fit you in. At the moment I have a postion as 3 reserve. :lol:

As I have said, please feel free to post here to see if your are up to scratch. Matt, you are a funny funny bastard....

Ozzie, what do you think?

 

[MattO]

A sample you say. Are my credentials not good enough? I'll have something for you in the morning. Maybe a review of the Tigers / Doggies game? No, that'll bore everyone to tears. A good team like the Tigers having an expected win over an ordinary team like the Bulldogs.

 

[ozzie]

no thanks - try joining the West Tigers team - they are looking for players - we have more then eno0ugh people who write crap!

 

[MattO]

:shock: Without a sample and you're telling me I'm crap. If I was the sort of bloke to get upset, this would send me over the edge. However, I'm also very thick skinned. So what do you say?

 

[ozzie]

Look - ot's like this - if I want biased writings - and stgories full of untruth - I call on The Backpacker - so were covered in that area - thanks but no thanks. If I need a story with spelling misteaks I call on meself

 

[MattO]

I've seen that blokes articles. He's great but is conspicuous in his absence. Have you scared him off? Is he writing for another team under a pseudonom? Come on, you know you want me.....

 

[sideshowbob]

Can I get a run in this great team?

 

[ozzie]

ok - this is the way its going to be - you can joion - opne spelling mistake - one rude word against the might chooks - one mention of a bulldog and your gooooorrrrrn - do you understand me!!

who let the dogs in... meow meow meow

 

[sideshowbob]

Who? Me or the cretin?

 

[MattO]

Me, you krusty little twerp. thanks ozzie. I always knew we'd be great mates one day.

 

[bart]

Who? Me or the cretin?

you get out of here - back to jail with ya...

 

[sideshowbob]

I told you to watch your back Bart. But you couldn't leave it alone. I will hunt you down, you see if I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Be gone little yellow boy.

 

[MattO]

Leave the little bilirubin afflicted one alone, you big meanie. Welcome Bart to the home of champions.

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

ffs... I am literally in stitches. I can't turn MattO's thread into an Announcement either. Don't worry MattO, I won't ban you or delete your thread.

I am still waiting for your article on the Tiges/Bulldogs game though. :lol:

 

[sideshowbob]

He couldn't write an article for a Primary school newsletter, let alone here. Matt (talk) O lot o crap if you ask me. Ban him - oh hot one - ban him.

 

[ozzie]

I have considered both your requests to join the mighty Roosters bu the answer is

NO _ I can't get my piccy to work

 

[sideshowbob]

I have considered both your requests to join the mighty Roosters bu the answer is

So thats a yes then? Gee, what a blindingly brilliant Captain we have. I'm so pleased to be part of the team.