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grandorient

Bench
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I think the entire squad should be banned from having sexual relations with their wives, partners, boyfriends etc.

This includes wanking or other induced form of orgasms.

Players are to wear chastity belts with 2 keys, Bennett and Dousty to hold one key each.

This to continue until after the GF.

GO
 

W.B.2.S.O.S

Juniors
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1,811
If they were all wearing chastity belts, they would no doubt be as slow as Paul Gallen. It might injure a few opponents when the forwards run straight at them, and they bend down to make the tackle, but think about the speed-machines like morris, sowie, nightingale and boyd.
 

Fein

First Grade
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5,249
I think the entire squad should be banned from having sexual relations with their wives, partners, boyfriends etc.

This includes wanking or other induced form of orgasms.

Players are to wear chastity belts with 2 keys, Bennett and Dousty to hold one key each.

This to continue until after the GF.

GO

This I must say, comes as quite a shock!!
 

18to87

Coach
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10,052
I think they should be allowed to go all out on Friday night in the bedroom but close up shop for Saturday. Thats probably what they do anyway!
 

Nevan_

First Grade
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5,341
You play better if you've busted a nut. It would keep them relaxed and feel light on their feet.
 

DragonsLad

Juniors
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18
I think the entire squad should be banned from having sexual relations with their wives, partners, boyfriends etc.

This includes wanking or other induced form of orgasms.

Players are to wear chastity belts with 2 keys, Bennett and Dousty to hold one key each.

This to continue until after the GF.

GO

what life of pain
 

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