Sharks Nostradamus 2014 Thread

[Russell Crowe's Band]

Stole this from the NFL forum.

Pre Season predictions thread. Points for each etc.

Ill keep score and add it up at the end of the year.


Premiers: 100 points

Runners Up: 50 points

Clive Churchill Medal Winner: 35 Points

Final 8: 10 points If they make the 8, 5 bonus if guessed in correct position

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.


Wooden Spoon: 20 points

State of Origin Series Winner: 20 points

Sharks Win Total: 15 Points

Sharks Top Try Scorer : 15 Points

Sharks Top Point Scorer: 15 Points

Monty Porter Medal Winner: 15 Points

Dally M Winner: 50 points

NRL Top Ty Scorer: 30 points

NRL Top Point Scorer: 30 points

Team Over Under’s 5 points each

Brisbane Broncos
Over/Under 11.5 Wins

Canterbury Bulldogs
Over/Under 13.5 Wins

Canberra Raiders
Over/Under 7.5 Wins

Cronulla Sharks
Over/Under 12.5 Wins

Gold Coast Titans
Over/Under 10.5 Wins

Manly Sea Eagles
Over/Under 14.5 Wins

Melbourne Storm
Over/Under 14.5 Wins

Newcastle Knights
Over/Under 13.5 Wins

New Zealand Warriors
Over/Under 10 Wins

North Queensland Cowboys
Over/Under 11.5 Wins

Parramatta Eels
Over/Under 6 wins

Penrith Panthers
Over/Under 9.5 Wins

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Over/Under 16 Wins

St George Illawarra Dragons
Over/Under 11 Wins

Sydney Roosters
Over/Under 16.5 Wins

Wests Tigers
Over/Under 8.5 Wins

First Coach Sacked: 25 points

5 Bonus Season Predictions – Judged at end of season on accuracy. 15 Points Each
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

 

[Ausguy]

f**k...

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

Premiers: Manly

Runners Up: Canterbury

Clive Churchill Medal Winner: Jamie Lyon

Final 8: 10 points If they make the 8, 5 bonus if guessed in correct position

1. Roosters
2. Rabbitohs
3. Manly
4. Canterbury
5. Cowboys
6. Storm
7. Panthers
8. Sharks


Wooden Spoon: Canberra raiders

State of Origin Series Winner: Queensland

Sharks Win Total: 13

Sharks Top Try Scorer : Blake Ayshford 10 Trys

Sharks Top Point Scorer: Michael Gordon

Monty Porter Medal Winner: Wade Graham

Dally M Winner: James Maloney

NRL Top Try Scorer: Michael Jennings

NRL Top Point Scorer: James Maloney

Team Over Under’s 5 points each

Brisbane Broncos
Over/Under 11.5 Wins

Canterbury Bulldogs
Over/Under 13.5 Wins

Canberra Raiders
Over/Under 7.5 Wins

Cronulla Sharks
Over/Under 12.5 Wins

Gold Coast Titans
Over/Under 10.5 Wins

Manly Sea Eagles
Over/Under 14.5 Wins

Melbourne Storm
Over/Under 14.5 Wins

Newcastle Knights
Over/Under 13.5 Wins

New Zealand Warriors
Over/Under 10 Wins

North Queensland Cowboys
Over/Under 11.5 Wins

Parramatta Eels
Over/Under 6 wins

Penrith Panthers
Over/Under 9.5 Wins

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Over/Under 16 Wins

St George Illawarra Dragons
Over/Under 11 Wins

Sydney Roosters
Over/Under 16.5 Wins

Wests Tigers
Over/Under 8.5 Wins

First Coach Sacked: Matt Elliot

5 Bonus Season Predictions – Judged at end of season on accuracy. 15 Points Each
1. Flanno re-instated by Round 15
2. Fifita re signs with Sharks
3. Raiders to have streak of over 7 losses during season
4. Michael Lichaa to debut in first grade before round 10
5. Lote Tiquiri to play over 10 games for Souths

 

[carcharias]

needs more options.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Can I let you know at the end of the year Rusty?

 

[Surely]

The young lion will overcome the older one,
On the field of combat in a single battle;
He will pierce his eyes through a golden cage,
Two wounds made one, then he dies a cruel death.

 

[Vin Fizz]

A quatrain Surels. Nice touch.

 

[Jono Russell]

Premiers: Sharks

Runners Up: Souths

Clive Churchill Medal Winner: Gallen

Final 8: 10 points If they make the 8, 5 bonus if guessed in correct position

1. Souths
2. Roosters
3. Sharks
4. Cowboys
5. Broncos
6. Manly
7. Titans
8. Panthers


Wooden Spoon: bulldogs

State of Origin Series Winner: NSW

Sharks Win Total: 18

Sharks Top Try Scorer : Leutele

Sharks Top Point Scorer: Gordon

Monty Porter Medal Winner: Fafita

Dally M Winner: Carney

NRL Top Ty Scorer: Barba

NRL Top Point Scorer: Gordon

Team Over Under’s 5 points each

Brisbane Broncos
Over/Under 11.5 Wins - over

Canterbury Bulldogs
Over/Under 13.5 Wins - under

Canberra Raiders
Over/Under 7.5 Wins - under

Cronulla Sharks
Over/Under 12.5 Wins - over

Gold Coast Titans
Over/Under 10.5 Wins - over

Manly Sea Eagles
Over/Under 14.5 Wins - over

Melbourne Storm
Over/Under 14.5 Wins - under

Newcastle Knights
Over/Under 13.5 Wins - over

New Zealand Warriors
Over/Under 10 Wins - over

North Queensland Cowboys
Over/Under 11.5 Wins - over

Parramatta Eels
Over/Under 6 wins - over

Penrith Panthers
Over/Under 9.5 Wins - over

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Over/Under 16 Wins - over

St George Illawarra Dragons
Over/Under 11 Wins - under

Sydney Roosters
Over/Under 16.5 Wins - over

Wests Tigers
Over/Under 8.5 Wins - under

First Coach Sacked: dragons coach

5 Bonus Season Predictions – Judged at end of season on accuracy. 15 Points Each
1. Storm to miss the 8
2. Gallen to announce retirement from league
3. Flanno to have ban reduced to less then half the season
4. NSW 3-0 sweep in SOO
5. Lichaa to be starting hooker before mid season and cement the spot as his own.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

r.


Premiers: Sharks

Runners Up: Cowboys

Clive Churchill Medal Winner: Carney

Final 8: 10 points If they make the 8, 5 bonus if guessed in correct position

1.Souths
2.Cowboys
3.dogs
4.Sharks
5.Dogs
6.Roosters
7.Warriors
8.MAnly




Wooden Spoon:

State of Origin Series Winner: NSW
Sharks Win Total: 34 points inc byes

Sharks Top Try Scorer : Gordon

Sharks Top Point Scorer: Carney

Monty Porter Medal Winner: Feefs

Dally M Winner: Feefs

NRL Top Ty Scorer: dogs Morris

NRL Top Point Scorer: Maloney

Team Over Under’s 5 points each

Brisbane Broncos
Over 11.5 Wins

Canterbury Bulldogs
Over 13.5 Wins

Canberra Raiders
Over 7.5 Wins

Cronulla Sharks
Over 12.5 Wins

Gold Coast Titans
Over 10.5 Wins

Manly Sea Eagles
Under 14.5 Wins

Melbourne Storm
Under 14.5 Wins

Newcastle Knights
Under 13.5 Wins

New Zealand Warriors
Over 10 Wins

North Queensland Cowboys
Over 11.5 Wins

Parramatta Eels
Over 6 wins

Penrith Panthers
Over9.5 Wins

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Over 16 Wins

St George Illawarra Dragons
Under 11 Wins

Sydney Roosters
Under 16.5 Wins

Wests Tigers
Over 8.5 Wins

First Coach Sacked: Brisbane

5 Bonus Season Predictions – Judged at end of season on accuracy. 15 Points Each
1. Cronulla players & club cleared by NRL after ASADA not meeting schedules
2. Ferguson to join the Sharks
3.Fafita to resign with Sharks
4. Flanno coaching in 2014
5.

 

[carcharias]

Reefy's on the happy pills.

 

[newman]

Heres my prediction:

We could and should come first but a heavy Origin campaign means we finish 5th. We win our first final in a tough battle against a quality side who comes 4th. Then we slide out in the 2nd week of the finals............ Just like last year.

We lose Fifita. Gallen and Lewis are a year older and we finish 9th in 2015.

 

[Frenzy.]

Reefy's on the happy pills.

Nuh, it's spider venom...

 

[Frenzy.]

Heres my prediction:

We could and should come first but a heavy Origin campaign means we finish 5th. We win our first final in a tough battle against a quality side who comes 4th. Then we slide out in the 2nd week of the finals............ Just like last year.

We lose Fifita. Gallen and Lewis are a year older and we finish 9th in 2015.

Same, same. Same, but different.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

frenzys changed his avatar to a spider on a rock.
hmmmmm

 

[Frenzy.]

frenzys changed his avatar to a spider on a rock.
hmmmmm

Yes, on a rock. Not under one.

That's a very special spider. The Brazilian Wandering Spider. Has very special abilities.

 

[Ausguy]

Does it shave?

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

apparently if it bites you you get a raging hard on that ends with your wang falling off.

 

[cb4]

Heres my prediction:

We could and should come first but a heavy Origin campaign means we finish 5th. We win our first final in a tough battle against a quality side who comes 4th. Then we slide out in the 2nd week of the finals............ Just like last year.

We lose Fifita. Gallen and Lewis are a year older and we finish 9th in 2015.

If we finish 5th, we play 8th. Not that it makes much difference to your prediction.

 

[Frenzy.]

apparently if it bites you you get a raging hard on that ends with your wang falling off.

Been to google Rusty? LOL

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

it'll definitely f**k you up if ya get bitten