Sharks to approach NRL

[SadShark]

The Sharks are proposing to the NRL, a “Presentation Day” for the Manly game this week. They propose to present Manly with the 2-points and then have saddles/bridles attached (as their bitches), to allow Manly players to ride them around the oval as part of the festivities.

“The gifting of 2-points to Manly is a proud Sharks tradition” a source said. “We thought to save Manly the trouble of any possible injuries or suspension, we would kneel before them & anoint them with the points”.

Sharks players have volunteered to drive the Manly players to the game & back home, with as little discomfort as possible, to make sure they arrive fresh, safe & comfortable.

 

[Mr Angry]

It is all fun and games and then Trent Barrett cried.

 

[carcharias]

I hear we will be wearing a jersey that has no resemblance what so ever to any of the sharks jerseys used since the teams inception.

 

[bluefox68]

I hear we will be wearing a jersey that has no resemblance what so ever to any of the sharks jerseys used since the teams inception.

The Sea Eagles ‘away’ jersey?

 

[taipan]

There has to be an investigation.

 

[bad boy bubby]

No mention about the presentation of the Sludge Cup?

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

I hear we will be wearing a jersey that has no resemblance what so ever to any of the sharks jerseys used since the teams inception.

is it yellow?

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

It is all fun and games and then Trent Barrett cried.

got to feel sorry for the bloke.
walked into a shit show left behind by others.

 

[snout]

Any mention of a thankyou note from Baz for us playing his mob back into form?

 

[carcharias]

is it yellow?

Probably red this time ..red and brown

 

[Stake Removed]

The Eagles have to be down, we should put them to the sword and nothing less

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

Probably red this time ..red and brown

ah so we are getting pumped in the bum again.
fantastic.

 

[Card Shark]

The Eagles have to be down, we should put them to the sword and nothing less

Wouldn’t it be fantastic Stake...but we all know it won’t happen.

 

[Card Shark]

No mention about the presentation of the Sludge Cup?

It should not have been named after him, as we treat it with contempt, with the effforts applied & results obtained.

Should be the Bob Fulton Cup ‘cause then we’d have reason to not care.

 

[carinashark]

This sort of post makes me sick. It’s us or them. They are dirty cheating scum and must be treated seriously as any disease should be. They must be smashed and sent back to their sewerage infested Lottoland. This game has special meaning for anyone a shark. A we should never loose again.

 

[Card Shark]

Is that a copy & paste Carina, seems familiar?

Every time we play them, we act tough but play shite.

Hence uncle Sad willing to concede prior to the game.

With them so close to the spoon, we simply cannot let them off the hook this time.

I’ll be there to try & sway a dodgy ref’s decision!

 

[coolumsharkie]

I hate loosing.. espeshully to this mob.

 

[carcharias]

Geeze things are getting a bit lose in here

 

[SadShark]

Everyone says I get a bit loss when I’m on the Pearce.

 

[spirit of league]

My boy has just turned 5 and, not allowing me to forget what I told him 2 years ago, will be attending his first Sharks match.
Better not fook it up.

Just win, baby.