Spring 2022

[Lemon Squash]

LOL@Yonkers! You ain’t getting a flight back to the east coast mate

Send the merkin West to Madagascar

 

[to_ddeath]

Send the merkin West to Madagascar

Where he can win a group 8 cup with a 92 year old on him who hasn’t had a group win since 1967 like those blokes in WA yesterday

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Stariks with a lil pipe-opener there…

 

[Lemon Squash]

Stariks with a lil pipe-opener there…

Yeh mate they used it as a barrier trial because there wasn’t anything suitable. Just wanted him to see him run through the line which he did.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

What is happening today my fellow hirsute horse enthusiasts?!

 

[hineyrulz]

I’ve had my hair hat money on Floating in the next

 

[to_ddeath]

Losing dough on the wrong Wallarse stayers, the milkshakes are in Sydney obviously

 

[some11]

Shout to See You In Heaven today.

Covered a bunch of losers.

 

[to_ddeath]

Hate Perff racing more than anything, & again did my dosh on the Bottomless Stakes, but that was an 11/10 from Melham on Paulele…he literally de-catted the merkin.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

I’ve got the last spin in the Punters Club before Xmas cash-out and I haven’t dropped a cracker in all year.

For the love all things hairy, if you have a winner, don’t hide it under your pube-bushel.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Got a nice multi going all rolling into Cascadian today. I got the $6 they were offering early so the overs gods are against me.

Will be best collect I’ve had in a while if he can salute for me. I have no doubt he is the best horse by panels but the race doesn’t seem to map well for him at all, going to need a JMac special.

 

[to_ddeath]

A couple for today

River Ribble @ R5 Pakenham (already firming from 9s to 7s as I type)
Testator Silens in Sydney (R7), not a massive amount of speed & hopefully ridden positively. Amatheuba the danger.

 

[to_ddeath]

Got a nice multi going all rolling into Cascadian today. I got the $6 they were offering early so the overs gods are against me.

Will be best collect I’ve had in a while if he can salute for me. I have no doubt he is the best horse by panels but the race doesn’t seem to map well for him at all, going to need a JMac special.

Trialled at Belmont as well so should know what kind of goat track to expect

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

I’ve been sitting on two phat accounts for a couple of weeks so I had a few big swings at the Moonee Valley Shitheap last night for naught. Two serious horror shows of not being able to get out. Such a f**ken shithole.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Let’s g-g-go Bella Rouge!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Smella Poonge
sick, sick watch for anyone on Frumos!

 

[to_ddeath]

Frumos is the ultimate troll horse…

 

[to_ddeath]

Of course that dickwad Thornton gets the flukey gap at the right time & Mooron is treating Scissor Step like a fking pinball machine FFFS….aaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!

 

[Lemon Squash]

So yeh that Cascadian watch

That was a pretty brutal couple of minutes, anything that could go wrong did go wrong.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Trying to watch the thoroughbred central coverage is hard work listening to munsie sniffling every 5 seconds