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Due to the sacking of all NSW players, SJB U7's have won the right to represent NSW in this years Origin series.
After stringent security tests it seems they are the only males in Australia who have not;
1.Been drunk more than 3 times this year(however the prop was twice)
2. Most have not pissed on the floor for at least 3 years
3. Most have long term relationships
4. No bum poking has been going on although a few have grabed the others on the k-nackers
5. Beens seen running around in the nude in public for 3 or more years.
6. Hidden their new age sensitivity, demosnstrated by their regular bouts of tears.
7. ever been late for training.
8. Made late night calls to cheap women asking for group sex. ( Although the half back was busted making calls & asking if their frindge was running, when the woman replied no, so can you & 4 of your mates come over & fix it, he broke into another bout of tears)
9. made any bets on themselves to lose a match.
10. caught bashing any women except for their sisters.
11. been caught on camera in compromising positions. (except for the old fullback who has since been promoted to U8's, after he was caught in David Jones change rooms requesting a "you show me yours & I'll show you mine with a local junior netball star.
After stringent security tests it seems they are the only males in Australia who have not;
1.Been drunk more than 3 times this year(however the prop was twice)
2. Most have not pissed on the floor for at least 3 years
3. Most have long term relationships
4. No bum poking has been going on although a few have grabed the others on the k-nackers
5. Beens seen running around in the nude in public for 3 or more years.
6. Hidden their new age sensitivity, demosnstrated by their regular bouts of tears.
7. ever been late for training.
8. Made late night calls to cheap women asking for group sex. ( Although the half back was busted making calls & asking if their frindge was running, when the woman replied no, so can you & 4 of your mates come over & fix it, he broke into another bout of tears)
9. made any bets on themselves to lose a match.
10. caught bashing any women except for their sisters.
11. been caught on camera in compromising positions. (except for the old fullback who has since been promoted to U8's, after he was caught in David Jones change rooms requesting a "you show me yours & I'll show you mine with a local junior netball star.
