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Stop the rot(ten friggin' performances!)

Slappy

Juniors
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Man, Wests are playin like a bunch of sheilas!
What we need is to give the tigers something to think about!
Something to drive them forward and teach them not ot give up!
I don't think it is our training or technique, it seems to be just a lack of heart!
The players need some special motivational pep-talk, but not some prick-ears supremo biz-type, no thats for sure!
What we need is some poor bastard whose been absolutely put through the ringers throughout his/her miserable life!
We need some sort of freak who's life is so 'strugglesome' that having the Melbourne Storm put 90 friggin' points on ya' will feel like a goddamned bubble bath in comparison!!!
Quentin! I hear you ask, no way he's as soft as shit!

What about that bloody kid up the gold coast who was born with no friggin' head?
Or maybe that little girl from Townsville who can only shit through her eyeballs! Her story is guaranteed to bring tears to your arse!!haha!
Or maybe even that 'human crab' dude who can only run sideways, ...oh hang on that's Mark O'Neil!!

Anyways this is what I reckon we need, and Sheensy better organise it ASAP cos if he don't the Storm are gonna' beat us like a red-headed step child!!

C'mon tigers Fire up ya' countrymen!!!
 

brooksy19

Bench
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I laghed my arse off at work and everyone was looking at me weird when i read that "the Storm are gonna' beat us like a red-headed step child!! " :lol: Thats Gold.

Im not even gonna bother watching the game on sat night. #-o
 

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