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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Joshuatheeel, Aug 27, 2019.

  1. Bazal

    Bazal Post Whore

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    Maybe they threatened to tell him to get f**ked!
     
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  2. 84 Baby

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    If Broncos only win by 2, they must lose about half dozen to injury in the first half.

    #penaltybroncos by 30
     
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  3. Gronk

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    Wait. The Broncos have a crack squad and a shit bench. Our whole team is shit. Broncos by 20 or you're a soft c**k.
     
  4. Bazal

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    @traffoed10 is as flaccid as an oyster
     
  5. Bandwagon

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    And likely hung like one.
     
  6. T.S Quint

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    There was also some scriptures alluding to #penaltybroncos and how Cam Smith is a dick.

    Really the only believable parts of the whole book.
     
  7. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    I was thinking that the following parts of the Sermon are particularly relevant to this forum:

    “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet."

    Hmmm.....a few ideas come to mind.

    “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will recognize them by their fruits."

    Two posters come to mind.

    “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery. But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell."
     
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  8. I'm a loser baby...

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    He wants us to cut off our wanking hand?! No wonder religion is on the decline.
     
  9. T.S Quint

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    Do you have this shit memorised, Barry?
     
  10. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Of course. There's no better way to break up a boring meeting than by interjecting with irrelevant Biblical quotes and then daring people to infringe on your freedom to express your religious views.
     
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  11. strider

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    Thanks for the input Izzy
     
  12. Gronk

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    Ch 9 had it as ofengowie last night with knee soreness
     
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    The Broncos have had another disrupted build-up with Joe Ofahengaue (calf tightness) and Tom Flegler (virus) suffering setbacks ahead of Friday night’s clash with sixth-placed Parramatta at Suncorp Stadium.

    Seibold is confident both will play, with starting lock Ofahengaue and interchange prop Flegler expected to appear at Brisbane’s captain’s run on Thursday.
     
  15. Bandwagon

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    Oh the adversity!
     
  16. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Referee

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    Why does Parra's success upset you so much?
     
  17. hindy111

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    If Parra win then Dogs are a chance for top 8. If Brisbane win then no chance.
    Quite a dilemma.

    And on signing Korsiau. I heard over 500k. And Des wants him gone cause his bodies about as good as Forans.
    I do not like this signing one bit. Your club should build around juniors.
     
  18. hindy111

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    OMG...Are you fully sick bro?


    As far as success let's be honest. It's just a game. No body cares that much about footy. Bit of fun and a laugh. Nice to see team competetive. But ups and downs is part of following sport. It would be boring if your team won all the time.
     
  19. hindy111

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    And of course we expect Brisbane to win. That's why they are 1.55 favourites. Just as we expected Eels to beat dogs. Let's hope for an upset.
     
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  20. I'm a loser baby...

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    OK then, why does Parra's failure (which hasn't actually happened yet) please you so much?
     

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