The 2012/13 Off Season Thread

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  1. The EELiminator

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    and you dont get enough of that with abbott? :D
     
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    Ok away we go. Stuart's going to Canberra, Haynes going to Dogs, Hoppa's not coming, hardest preseason ever etc....
     
  3. The Colonel

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    Sandow will be the new Owen Craigie.... He'll have stories written about him right across the summer about how he has lost weight, worked through his demons. Funnily enough Owen will appear in at least one story.
     
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    I hope you merkins stand and remove your hat before putting shit on the prime minister.

    There should be a photo of him on the wall of every living room. Next to a photo of the queen.
     
  5. eel01s

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    New Eels coach "best signing since Gibson".
     
  6. fish eel

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    I've a photo of Prime Minister Abbott on my desk now.

    It's a daily reminder of what I've got to fight against for the next three years.
     
  7. Poupou Escobar

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    You don't need to marry your boyfriend to be entitled to his stuff when he dies.
     
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    Somebody gave my front gates at work the Darryl Kerrigan treatment on the weekend.
    It's quite bizarre. They've put some slings around them and drove off with the bloody things. They left one sling behind and some decent gouges out of the road when dragging them away and around the corner before stopping to secure their load.
    Equally bizarre is the fact that nothing behind the gates has been touched.
    I shat a little in my pants before I checked the beer fridge, golf clubs, boat and fishing kayak.
    It's like somebody had just watched The Castle and thought "that sounds right up my alley. I'll give that a go". Well played, boys. well played.
     
  9. I bleed blue & gold

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    All they want is for you to leave their home alone, they don't want your Kayak. Go and build your airport somewhere else mate.
     
  10. The EELiminator

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    does on the front of a dartboard count?
     
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    If dickheads could fly then my work IS an airport.
     
  12. Bigfella

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    That's what happens when you work in an ice lab
     
  13. Sensai Cobra

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    So with the regular season now over (thank f**k) I've dropped sport and added showcase to my foxtel package.

    I'm liking the look of sons of anarchy, breaking bad and ray donovan...

    Anything else worth watching?
     
  14. The EELiminator

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    boardwalk empire, the newsroom, game of thrones whenever it comes back on
     
  15. Gary Gutful

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    But then where would I put my photo of Pamela Anderson?
     
  16. Sensai Cobra

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    The bathroom?
     
  17. The EELiminator

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    on the ceiling above your bed?
     
  18. strider

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    I found this interesting ...
    http://www.afr.com/p/national/how_kevin_rudd_campaign_unravelled_MUATc7semL7gLrK69U2OvN

    Rudd considered to be ...


    I reckon it's spot on! :lol:
     
  19. Bigfella

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    Sounds like he should be on our board.
     
  20. Maroubra Eel

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    When should we start up a new offseason thread?
     
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