The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Gary Gutful]

i am a wholemeal bread man as a general rule ... but when it comes to chip rolls (or sandwiches), white bread is the only option

marg or butter is the only flexibility

I am a bit more Art Deco with my chip rolls. I reckon the only way to eat them is to deep fry them, stick them in a pie and then wrap a kebab around them.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I'm not that fussed with pop 'music' but I will listen to everything from Jazz, Blues, James Brown, some Motown (esp when James Jamerson is the bass player) to Infectious Grooves, Suicidal Tendencies, the Hard Ons, Massappeal, Dead Kennedys, Midnight Oil, Cat Empire, Sting and Hoodoo Gurus and many, many more.

Jazz is just an outlet for people with spare augmented and diminished chords, and blokes called Benny, Duke, and Glenn.

I do like everything from Dead Kennedy's onwards in your list. And I guess I do own about 75 jazz records, but they're all crap (which is Japanese for 'carp').

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

If there isn't a band called "the Chip Rolls" then their should be.

I believe Jonathon Thurston and Roy Asotasi formed such a band, but were disbanded by their club.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Midnight Oil, Sting and the Hoodoo Gurus.

:thumn

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

I just previewed Sting's new album on Itunes a couple of hours ago actually.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'll be watching these guys at Soundwave

That looks my old band Catastrophic Haemorrhage. Only we didn't quite have the same wardrobe budget:

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm not saying anything about the upright bass. I've learnt my lesson.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I invented Heavy Metal you f**kstick.

Thanks, Pou.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm not saying anything about the upright bass. I've learnt my lesson.

That's actually Haynzy. We go way back.

I'm the lead singer dressed as a zombie chick. Sometimes I would disguise my enormous penis as a dismembered woman's leg.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

By simply painting it green and whacking a fancy shoe on the end.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Thanks, Pou.

You're welcome mate. I was just having a laugh by the way. I didn't actually invent Heavy Metal. I did invent the Macarena though.

 

[Haynzy]

That's actually Haynzy. We go way back.

I'm the lead singer dressed as a zombie chick. Sometimes I would disguise my enormous penis as a dismembered woman's leg.

Damn straight!

 

[Gary Gutful]

By simply painting it green and whacking a fancy shoe on the end.

It still doesn't explain the breasts.

 

[Haynzy]

Jazz is just an outlet for people with spare augmented and diminished chords, and blokes called Benny, Duke, and Glenn.

I do like everything from Dead Kennedy's onwards in your list. And I guess I do own about 75 jazz records, but they're all crap (which is Japanese for 'carp').

Haha, depends on the jazz I reckon. Although diminished chords are particularly important in jazz, symmetrical dissonance and all that.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

They actually were a dismembered woman's breasts.

 

[Haynzy]

It still doesn't explain the breasts.

Chicken fillets ;-)

 

[Haynzy]

Well they tasted like chicken fillets

 

[hineyrulz]

Well this thread got a little weird :lol:

I blame bloody Phil Collins

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Well this thread got a little weird :lol:

I blame bloody Phil Collins

Everybody just wants to blame the music, how about we blame the parents!

 

[hineyrulz]

Everybody just wants to blame the music, how about we blame the parents!

That is a can of worms I just don't want to get into :lol: